For The Week Of 03/29/2004
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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

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Many hotels in cities you’d actually want to visit charge a higher rate, or don’t allow you to reserve a room at all, for a single night’s stay on the weekend. Next time you need a one-night outpost for illicit sex, kidnapping victims, or crack deals of 4.5kg or more, reserve the room for both Friday and Saturday nights but then call back right before the deadline and cancel Friday’s reservation. Tell the representative that something came up—‘your dog caught SARS’ is a keeper—and that you have to cancel Friday but will be in on Saturday. Works every time.
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Lately I've been fantasizing about having a threesome with my boyfriend and another girl. I love my guy, but now I'm wondering if I might be bisexual. How should I go about talking to him about this?

It's totally normal to think about all sorts of sexual scenarios. But it doesn't mean you have to -- or even want to -- turn your fantasies into reality. Nor does it mean you're bisexual. It's quite common for straight women to become aroused by the idea of having sex with another woman. You say you are in love with your boyfriend, so don't stress about it. Just enjoy your erotic daydreams, using them to amp up your masturbation or sack sessions, without feeling guilty or worried. You don't have to share all your sexual whims with your man, but if you want to, he'll probably find it a turn-on, too. Let your mental ménage à trois be the inspiration for some fun dirty talk. Simply discussing the juicy details together may be enough to satisfy you. If the two of you do decide to try a trio, proceed with care. You never really know how you'll feel once you're confronted with the sight of your boyfriend being intimate with another woman. And while your guy may think that watching you get it on with a female will be fun, he might get super-jealous, too. This kind of sexual experimenting requires an exceeding amount of maturity, not to mention a very tight bond between you and your partner. Chances are, you're better off keeping these desires in the fantasy realm rather than taking the chance of ruining a relationship.


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In March, a court in Ansbach, Germany, turned down a challenge by a 43-year-old unemployed man to the government's denial of benefits stemming from his temporary separation from his wife, who is in her native Thailand. He claimed that since she could not afford to return to Germany, the government should pay for the travel, and since it refused to do that, it should pay him for at least four visits a month to a prostitute, plus an allowance to buy condoms, pornography and an appliance to aid masturbation. [Reuters, 3-5-04]

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