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One night, as a couple lays down for
bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts
rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey,
I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay
fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few
minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time
he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow
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|Many hotels in cities you’d
actually want to visit charge a higher rate, or don’t allow you to
reserve a room at all, for a single night’s stay on the weekend.
Next time you need a one-night outpost for illicit sex, kidnapping
victims, or crack deals of 4.5kg or more, reserve the room for both
Friday and Saturday nights but then call back right before the
deadline and cancel Friday’s reservation. Tell the representative
that something came up—‘your dog caught SARS’ is a keeper—and that
you have to cancel Friday but will be in on Saturday. Works every
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I've been fantasizing about having a threesome with my boyfriend and
another girl. I love my guy, but now I'm wondering if I might be
bisexual. How should I go about talking to him about this?
normal to think about all sorts of sexual scenarios. But it doesn't
mean you have to -- or even want to -- turn your fantasies into
reality. Nor does it mean you're bisexual. It's quite common for
straight women to become aroused by the idea of having sex with
another woman. You say you are in love with your boyfriend, so don't
stress about it. Just enjoy your erotic daydreams, using them to amp
up your masturbation or sack sessions, without feeling guilty or
worried. You don't have to share all your sexual whims with your
man, but if you want to, he'll probably find it a turn-on, too. Let
your mental ménage à trois be the inspiration for some fun dirty
talk. Simply discussing the juicy details together may be enough to
satisfy you. If the two of you do decide to try a trio, proceed with
care. You never really know how you'll feel once you're confronted
with the sight of your boyfriend being intimate with another woman.
And while your guy may think that watching you get it on with a
female will be fun, he might get super-jealous, too. This kind of
sexual experimenting requires an exceeding amount of maturity, not
to mention a very tight bond between you and your partner. Chances
are, you're better off keeping these desires in the fantasy realm
rather than taking the chance of ruining a relationship.
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|In March, a court in
Ansbach, Germany, turned down a challenge by a 43-year-old
unemployed man to the government's denial of benefits stemming
from his temporary separation from his wife, who is in her
native Thailand. He claimed that since she could not afford to
return to Germany, the government should pay for the travel,
and since it refused to do that, it should pay him for at
least four visits a month to a prostitute, plus an allowance
to buy condoms, pornography and an appliance to aid
masturbation. [Reuters, 3-5-04] |
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