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OF THE WEEK
An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night."
Think about having a threesome. Men apparently have longings for this activity much more than women do. It is top of the list of male sexual fantasies. This could be explained by evolution, which has ordained that men need to spread their genes as far and wide as possible in order to further the species.
Convince your wife or girlfriend to have a threesome. This can be hard, but if you start by getting a woman to fantasize about having a threesome, you are nearly there!
Find another woman who is willing to join you in bed. This is not simple. Many women may consider a threesome, but ultimately abandon the idea to keep faith with their partner. Persistence is the name of the game.
Create a atmosphere which all would enjoy. Soft lights and soft music will help.
Understand that this may be more titillating in fantasy than in reality.
Ask the women if they will explore each other, while you watch. Then wait until they ask you to join them. Don't be selfish; let the women have fun with each other as well as having fun with you!
Try a threesome with two men and one woman. The two men jointly participate in the threesome, both focusing on the same one woman.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
Can a woman get an orgasm through her nipples?
Actually... yes. Don’t think of her breasts in the same light as you do yours. A woman’s breasts can actually be one of the most sensitive parts of her body and are practically akin to her genitalia. Nipples are filled with nerve endings, and can be quite sensitive to touch, lick, bite, kiss… or whatever else you can think of. And some women -- albeit a small majority -- can actually experience orgasm through nipple stimulation. So, next time you’re in bed try working your magic on her nipples and see what kind of reaction she has.
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BARRE, N.Y. - An upstate New York man has been charged with drunken driving after a slow-speed chase through three towns.
The incident started Saturday night when police were sent to the town of Murray for a report of a man lying on the ground next to an all-terrain vehicle. By the time they got there the man and the ATV were gone.
Officers later spotted the man and tried to pull him over. But he refused to stop, and the officers chased him through the towns of Clarendon and Barre. At one point the man got out of his ATV and a sergeant Tasered him, but he got back in his ATV and drove off. The man struck a state police car and continued on.
The driver was finally arrested in Barre and charged with DWI and other offenses.
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