A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes a genie to give him one wish. He pulls out a map of the Middle East and asks the genie if he can bring peace to this part of the world. The genie pales, and says, “Master, these people have been at war since time began. It is their nature, the very fiber of their lives. What you ask is totally impossible. It is probably the only wish I cannot grant you. Ask for anything else and I will make it happen.” “OK”, the guy says, “tomorrow morning have my wife awaken me with the best blow job I’ve ever had, on her own, without my begging and pleading. Because SHE LIKES IT, because SHE WANTS TO, because IT TURNS HER ON!” The genie shakes his head and says, “Let me see that map again.”

Q: submitted by Sarah

I had my first child a year ago, and I feel as if my vagina was bombed. I don't have nearly the sensation I used to. Am I doomed?

A:
Absolutely not. Your bundle of joy may have stretched you out a bit, but you can bounce back. "Your vaginal canal is a muscle, and like your thighs, it can be tightened and toned," says Brandeis. Fortunately, Kegel exercises, which squeeze the muscles around the vagina, work wonders. To do them, just contract your vaginal muscles as if you're trying to stop a stream of urine. Repeat in sets of 20 about ten times a day while ironing, gardening, typing -- whatever. Not a soul in the world will be able to tell.

-JD