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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'll give him a free beer for an amazing trick. The bartender agrees. The guy pulls out a hamster that begins dancing and singing.
"That is amazing!" says the bartender and gives him a beer.
"If I show you something else, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees.
The guy pulls out a small piano and a frog. The same hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings.
The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer.
A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a large sum, and the man agrees.
"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog."
"Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."
Annotary Marks Web Pages and Saves Them for Later Research
Chrome/Firefox/Safari: Whether you're researching a new car purchase or a term paper, you're probably going to be dealing with a lot of different web pages. Annotary lets you highlight and mark up sites, save them for later, and even share your research with collaborators.
Annotary exists as a browser extension for Chrome, Safari, and Firefox. Just invoke the app on a page you're using for research, and it will present you with a toolbox to save the page to your Annotary bookmarks and mark it up. You can highlight relevant blocks of text, and then type your own annotations into an on-screen sticky note. Once you're done, the page and all of your notes will be saved to your Annotary account, and you can even share the marked up page on social media or through email.
In theory, this is pretty similar to the Evernote Web Clipper. However, I enjoy being able to make notes directly on the page itself, rather than just copying relevant passages to a separate app. Annotary is free, so give it a shot for your next research project.
"My girlfriend and I have been having sex for quite some time now and things have been great...except...after she orgasms and kinda dries up a bit, it becomes very painful for her. She's still wet enough for smooth strokes, but she eventually begs me to stop or starts crying to fight through it. I have a 8.5 inch penis, and she claims I'm too big at times and at other times she loves it. Often I find myself feeling I went too far in order to get my nut. Wut can I do to help the situation?"
"In my experience, a woman is at her wettest right after she orgasms. So I have never been faced with the "drying out" portion of your question. It would seem the best answer to your question is to get some lube. Often women who have gone through menopause have trouble getting lubricated and commonly turn to a lubricant. Try it, it can't hurt."
GILMER, TX --
Police in an East Texas city are looking for a burglary suspect...who left without his pants.
A Gilmer police officer said he noticed a man fleeing from the Dairy Queen on U.S. Highway 271 at around 3:15 Wednesday morning.
Police say the suspect's pants fell off as he was running. The officer retrieved the pants and found they contained about $550 that may have been stolen money. The suspect also ran out of his shoes while getting away.
The burglar is described as a black male, about 5' 9" tall and of thin build.
If you have any information about this crime, please call Gilmer police.
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