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A father and son walk out onto their porch overlooking the stream and the father puts his arm around his son, stares at the scenery, and asks:
Dad: Son, do you have any questions for me about sex?
Boy: Yes as a matter of fact I do. What's that hairy patch below Mommy's waist, in between her legs?
Dad: That's her vulva.
Boy: Oh... Well, what's a cunt?
Dad: That's the rest of Mommy.
The first thing you should always do, no matter what the facts are, is PLEAD NOT GUILTY and ask for a court date. You can do this by certified mail, going to the clerks window or going to the court room. You are innocent until proven guilty so make them prove your guilt. Don't do it for them. There are numerous ways they can screw up and your ticket will get dismissed. Also with a little preparation and help you can win at the hearing or before. This will give you time to calmly consider your alternatives and make a better informed decision. It is also the first step in saving money on a fine. The next thing you should do is delay the proceedings by getting as many continuances as you can. Continuances are usually fairly easy to get for things like - you're out of town, can't get off work or you are sick etc. Each continuance increases the chance that the officer won't be there which will result in your ticket being dismissed. This happens 30% to 50% of the time depending on the court. I'd take those odds in Vegas any day.
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Is it normal if I have discharge all the time? It gets on my underwear, which can be embarrassing around my boyfriend. It's always been like this, but I don't know if I should be concerned.
Vaginal discharge - a mixture of secretions and cells - is not only normal, but it's also necessary to help keep the vagina clean. (In fact, it's the same as the natural lubrication you produce when you're aroused.) In general, discharge is slight right after your period, clear and stretchy right before ovulation (midmonth) and thicker and whiter during other times of the month. But no two women are exactly alike, so it's important to be aware of your standard output. Also, keep in mind that the color and consistency of discharge can be affected by other factors such as age, hormonal fluctuations, medication and infections.
If you've always secreted a similar amount and are just self-conscious about it getting on your underwear, wear a thin, unscented panty liner that you can discreetly remove right before getting busy. But if you do notice any change in discharge, or it's accompanied by a foul odor or an itching or burning sensation, get checked out by your gyno.
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PARIS (AFP) - Two workers for delivery company FedEx traveled from Paris to Vienna in a cargo plane after apparently dozing off, a company source said Saturday.
The two men were working early Friday at Charles de Gaulle airport. They are believed to have fallen asleep while waiting for a freight delivery that didn't arrive, the source said on condition of anonymity.
The doors for the plane's freight compartment were closed without anyone noticing they were there, the source said.
So off they went to Austria. The two workers were returned to France later in the day aboard an Air France flight. The company has opened an internal investigation to determine what happened.
"There is some doubt as to whether they were really sleeping," a FedEx spokesperson told AFP. "All we know is that they were repatriated and they are safe and sound."
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