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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me." She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
Parkopedia is aptly named—its database contains locations, and often pricing and other details, on 15 million parking spaces in 20 countries. So if you need to make a list of three go-to parking spots for a trip, it's a great place to start.
Parkopedia covers private, tag-needed parking, public garages, free street parking, and meters, and offers a very smooth and smart use of Google Maps. Click on any parking spot, and you'll see details if they're available, along with tabs to get directions, see a Street View of the spot, and reviews, if other Parkopedia users have left them.
If you've got a certain price you want to pay for a certain day you'll be parking, you might find the spot with Parkopedia's sorting function. It's free to use & there's an iPhone app and mobile webapp, with more native apps on the way.
My boyfriend recently told me he has been with escorts in the past. I don't know what to think. I don't dare ask any of my friends. But I need someone's opinion.
Don't think anything of it. My ex took a trip to Amsterdam to the red light district and paid for sex before I knew him. Look at it this way, he could've taken his primal urges out on someone that wasn't willing.
FRANKLIN, WI -- Police in Wisconsin said a man who visited a gentlemen's club called 911 to report a pair of strippers had failed to show up at his motel room as promised.
Franklin police said the 37-year-old Illinois man told them he spent $1,000 on lap dances from two exotic dancers at the On The Border gentlemen's club Sunday night, and the women promised to visit his room at a local motel later in the morning for "on the house" lap dances, Wauwatosa (Wis.) Now.com reported Thursday.
The man called police at 1:26 a.m. Monday to report the strippers hadn't shown up and he felt he had been cheated.
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