For The Week Of 04/05/2004
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

“I’ve been making a lot of Freudian slips lately,” a man says to his friend. “Like what?” asks his buddy. “Well, last week I asked the train conductor for two pickets to Tittsburgh.” “I did something similar the other day,” says the friend. “My wife and I were having breakfast, and instead of saying, ‘Honey, please pass the butter,’ I said, ‘You bitch—you ruined my life!’”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Mitch Heldberg Quotes -Hilarious!
Fisting -How To!
Rap! -Dictionary
Kerry Vs. Kerry -Informative or Propoganda!
Attack Of The Red Octopus -Flash!
Bunny Breeder -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Parking Tickets!
Want to improve your chances of getting out of a parking ticket? Immediately after discovering the Mayor’s meal ticket on your windshield, go to the closest auto store in proximity and buy a car battery, making sure to keep the receipt. Then, set a court date to fight the ticket, and bring the receipt with you, explaining to the judge that your battery died while you were parked in the spot. After he/she lets you off, bring the new battery back to the store and get your money back
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Angi
Last night the condom broke, and I'm worried about becoming pregnant. What's the deal with the morning-after pill, and how can I get it?

A:
Emergency contraception (or EC), a higher dose of the same hormones found in regular birth-control pills, will reduce your pregnancy risk whether your contraception failed or you had unprotected sex. Depending on what's happening in your body, it will do one of the following: stop or delay an egg from being released by your ovary, stop an already released egg from being fertilized or stop an already fertilized egg from implanting in the uterus. While EC should work when the first dose is taken within 120 hours of intercourse, it is most effective if started within 24 hours of doing the deed. There are two brands of EC, Plan B and Preven, but specific combinations of certain birth-control pills can also be used for the same purpose (visit http://ec.princeton.edu/questions/index.html to find out more). No matter what type of EC you take, the concentrated doses of hormones may cause temporary side effects like nausea, vomiting and dizziness. Most states require a prescription to obtain EC, so call your gyno or Planned Parenthood (800-230-PLAN), contact 888-NOT-2-LATE or check out the Website listed above. If you know that a nearby pharmacy stocks EC, you can get a prescription by going to www.getthepill.com. However, some pharmacies in California, Alaska, Washington, New Mexico, Maine and Hawaii are able to provide the pills without a prescription. If you want to find out more about the availability of EC in your state, visit www.go2EC.org. While EC should get you out of this bind, a condom shouldn't break if it's used correctly. Perhaps the tip wasn't pinched as it was rolled onto your guy's shaft, trapping air inside. Or the latex may have deteriorated if you used an oil-based lube. Read Why Do Our Condoms Burst? to learn how to prevent this from happening again.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
In a 2003 issue of the American Journal of Roentgenology, two Seattle radiologists described a 35-year-old man with severe abdominal pain but normal vital signs, who was found to have "multiple" heads from Barbie dolls lodged in his small bowel, which he attributed to his pursuit of the pleasurable anal sensation he gets from excreting them. After a straight-laced description of how doll heads show up differently from other objects on X-rays, the authors advised radiologists to "keep in mind that human imagination may not follow clinical algorithms." [American Journal of Roentgenology, April 2003, p. 986]
 
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