| JOKE OF THE
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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven,
where St. Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates. Since they’ve all
led exemplary lives, he lets each say any woman’s name and she’ll go
back to Earth for six months as that person. “Sophia Loren,” says
the first nun—and poof, she disappears. “Madonna,” says the second
nun, and she disappears, too. “Sara Piplini,” says the third nun.
“Who’s that?” asks St. Peter. The nun hands him a newspaper
clipping. He reads and says, “I’m sorry, sister, but you’ve got it
all wrong. It’s the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1,400 men in
six months.” |
| SITES OF THE
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| Get Cloned -Price List.
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| MapQuest
-City Of Bagdad. |
| Race Car
Babes! -Super Hot! |
| Odds Of Death
-How Will You Die! |
| Dog Islands -Roam
Free! |
| Snake -Game Of The Week! |
| Tip and Trick of
the Week |
| Cheat....Computer
Stores! |
Tired of purchasing PCs
that are outdated before you can give your keyboard an inaugural
fist-christening? Next time the electronics superstore of your
choice offers you an add-on product service plan, ask if it offers
surge protection (chances are it does) and if so, buy it. Then, when
the newest version of your computer comes out with four times the
speed, power, and stealth-bomber-inspired aerodynamics of the
technological dinosaur you purchased four days earlier, back up all
your data and hook your PC to a car battery. Then, jump-boot it!
Assuming yours is a discontinued model, the store will have no
choice but to upgrade your machine to its newer equivalent—all you
do is pay the difference. contributions or suggestions to mailto:webmaster@sublimedirectory.com?subject=stimes_Tips&Tricks
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ASK DOCTOR
JD |
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Q: submitted by W
How should pubic hair be maintained? |
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A:
Now, I feel like
the rules are different for guys and girls. First of all let’s talk
about the ladies. Women—there are many options you have when it
comes to shaving. I guess the first one is just not to. Please don’t
take this option. If you want somebody to eat dinner at your house
you pick up the place right? Well, if you want somebody to eat
dinner at the Y the same rules apply. Now, as far as what you do
after that is your own business. Some like a totally shaved, bald
setup. That’s not a bad route, it makes for easy access, and for
some, there’s a novelty taboo about it. Of course, some feel they
look like a 12-year-old so that’s not an option for everybody, but
none the less, an option. I saw a thing one time where girls were
shaving shapes in, like stars and hearts and what not. It was cool
in that “I’m a stripper” kind of way, but it just looked like too
much work to maintain unless showing off your genitalia is part of
your job description. Then there’s the middle ground between not
shaved and bald. Feel free to elaborate in your comments but I’ll
tell you my current favorite. I like really, really short hair in
that extremely narrow V or even just a strip. It’s clean, it’s kept,
but if you’re going down it’s like a naughty sign saying, “You’re
definitely in the south”. It’s great. As far as guys go, here are my
thoughts: Clean it up because it just looks funky if you don’t,
plus, when you trim the branches the tree looks taller, it’s like
everybody wins. I don’t think the totally shaved thing is ever a
good idea. I don’t trust myself with a razor and my testicles
anyway. I’ve nicked my face and that stings, I don’t even want to
run the risk of drawing blood past my state line. I think the most
appropriate thing is to get some beard trimmers, clippers, whatever,
and keep it short. I think a good rule of thumb for guys is to keep
your pubic about the same length you’d keep your sideburns.
-JD |
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CLIP OF THE WEEK |
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a new sublime clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or
sent in by you guys. |
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Bike Fall!
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on your desktop to watch the movie.
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| STRANGE
NEWS HEADLINES |
| Scientists at the
University of Southern California will soon begin testing an
artificial brain prosthesis (a silicon chip that mimics the
hippocampus), which, if successful, can help people who cannot
store future and recent memories of their experiences. One
problem with the project (according to a March story in New
Scientist): Subjects might not remember anything about the
research or consenting to participate in it. (Another problem:
Nearly everyone is glad not to be able to recall some negative
experiences.) [New Scientist, 3-12-03 |
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