For The Week Of 04/07/2003
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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where St. Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates. Since they’ve all led exemplary lives, he lets each say any woman’s name and she’ll go back to Earth for six months as that person. “Sophia Loren,” says the first nun—and poof, she disappears. “Madonna,” says the second nun, and she disappears, too. “Sara Piplini,” says the third nun. “Who’s that?” asks St. Peter. The nun hands him a newspaper clipping. He reads and says, “I’m sorry, sister, but you’ve got it all wrong. It’s the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1,400 men in six months.”

Get Cloned -Price List.
MapQuest -City Of Bagdad.
Race Car Babes! -Super Hot!
Odds Of Death -How Will You Die!
Dog Islands -Roam Free!
Snake -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....Computer Stores!

Tired of purchasing PCs that are outdated before you can give your keyboard an inaugural fist-christening? Next time the electronics superstore of your choice offers you an add-on product service plan, ask if it offers surge protection (chances are it does) and if so, buy it. Then, when the newest version of your computer comes out with four times the speed, power, and stealth-bomber-inspired aerodynamics of the technological dinosaur you purchased four days earlier, back up all your data and hook your PC to a car battery. Then, jump-boot it! Assuming yours is a discontinued model, the store will have no choice but to upgrade your machine to its newer equivalent—all you do is pay the difference. contributions or suggestions to

Q: submitted by W

How should pubic hair be maintained?

Now, I feel like the rules are different for guys and girls. First of all let’s talk about the ladies. Women—there are many options you have when it comes to shaving. I guess the first one is just not to. Please don’t take this option. If you want somebody to eat dinner at your house you pick up the place right? Well, if you want somebody to eat dinner at the Y the same rules apply. Now, as far as what you do after that is your own business. Some like a totally shaved, bald setup. That’s not a bad route, it makes for easy access, and for some, there’s a novelty taboo about it. Of course, some feel they look like a 12-year-old so that’s not an option for everybody, but none the less, an option. I saw a thing one time where girls were shaving shapes in, like stars and hearts and what not. It was cool in that “I’m a stripper” kind of way, but it just looked like too much work to maintain unless showing off your genitalia is part of your job description. Then there’s the middle ground between not shaved and bald. Feel free to elaborate in your comments but I’ll tell you my current favorite. I like really, really short hair in that extremely narrow V or even just a strip. It’s clean, it’s kept, but if you’re going down it’s like a naughty sign saying, “You’re definitely in the south”. It’s great. As far as guys go, here are my thoughts: Clean it up because it just looks funky if you don’t, plus, when you trim the branches the tree looks taller, it’s like everybody wins. I don’t think the totally shaved thing is ever a good idea. I don’t trust myself with a razor and my testicles anyway. I’ve nicked my face and that stings, I don’t even want to run the risk of drawing blood past my state line. I think the most appropriate thing is to get some beard trimmers, clippers, whatever, and keep it short. I think a good rule of thumb for guys is to keep your pubic about the same length you’d keep your sideburns.


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Scientists at the University of Southern California will soon begin testing an artificial brain prosthesis (a silicon chip that mimics the hippocampus), which, if successful, can help people who cannot store future and recent memories of their experiences. One problem with the project (according to a March story in New Scientist): Subjects might not remember anything about the research or consenting to participate in it. (Another problem: Nearly everyone is glad not to be able to recall some negative experiences.) [New Scientist, 3-12-03

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