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Little Johnny’s mother is taking a bath, having recently been discharged from hospital where she had all of her pubic hair removed. Johnny comes into the bathroom as she’s drying off, and asks her what happened to the hair. ‘I’ve lost my sponge,’ she says, and sends Johnny out to play. A few moments later, Johnny reappears and tells his mother he thinks he’s found her sponge. ‘Oh, really,’ his mum asks. ‘Where is it?’ Johnny answers, ‘The lady next door is washing daddy’s face with it.’
Spray the sticker with a lubricant and try to peel it off. If this doesn't work, proceed to step two.
Soften the adhesive with heat from a blow dryer.
Start to peel off a corner of the sticker while continuing to apply heat, or gently scrape off the sticker with a rubber spatula or a putty knife with its metal blade wrapped in duct tape. Do not use a razor blade; it can scratch paint and bumpers.
Wipe the remains of the sticker away with a soft, lint-free rag dampened with rubbing alcohol.
Buff the bumper or panel with a polishing compound and a fresh coat of wax to complete the job.
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Is it safe to have sex in Jacuzzis and swimming pools? I have found myself wanting to do it, but there is some doubt about safety measures and risks.
While water sex isn’t dangerous per se, there are a variety of risk factors and problems to consider before taking the plunge.
Pool sex increases the risk of infection for both men and women because penetration can force bacteria or chemicals into the vagina. This can also cause temporary dryness.
The water will wash away any natural or applied lubricants, resulting in pain and irritation.
Any oil-based products (tanning oil, soap) might cause the latex condom to break.
Any rumors of the water “damaging” a woman’s internal organs are complete hogwash. Simply be aware of the possible risks and if you should decide to follow through, do so with caution.
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Man with suicide victim's heart takes own life
He even married the donor's widow after the transplant 12 years ago
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. - A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor's widow died the same way the donor did, authorities said: of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
No foul play was suspected in 69-year-old Sonny Graham's death at his Vidalia, Ga., home, investigators said. He was found Tuesday in a utility building in his backyard with a single shotgun wound to the throat, said Greg Harvey, a special agent with the Georgia Bureau of Investigation.
Graham, who was director of the Heritage golf tournament at Sea Pines from 1979 to 1983, was on the verge of congestive heart failure in 1995 when he got a call that a heart was available in Charleston.
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