|JOKE OF THE
This guy just started at his new job,
working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tell him that he has
to leave for a while, and asks if he can handle it. The new employee
is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he
finally agrees. A few minutes later a white woman walks in and asks,
"How much for the white dildo?" He answers, "$35." She: "How much
for the black one?" He: "$35 for the black one, they are the same
price." She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a
black one before." She pays him, and off she goes. A little bit
later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the blackdildo?"
He: "$35." She: "How much for the white one?" He: "$35 for the white
one also, they are the same price." She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take
the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him,
and off she goes. About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in
and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He: "$35 for the white, $35
for the black." She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the
shelf?" He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you
$150." She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid
one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off
she goes. Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do
while I wasgone?" The salesman responded, "I think I did pretty
good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your
thermos for $150!"
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|Tired of being a sardine in a
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that your flight is not sold out, hang around near the gate until
the final call for boarding is issued, and make sure you are the
last person to board. Then, simply board the plane and take one of
those big comfy seats up front that no poor schmuck in coach can
afford. The only lip you’ll get from the flight attendant will be,
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Q: submitted by
hey jd, Okay... im in a sticky situation... and was
wondering if you can help me out... I was with his chick for about 1
and a half, a year and half where i was a bad boyfriend... (never
made her my top priority, chose my boys over her, even cheated on
her.. she didnt find out though)... the last three months of the
relationship was spent with me trying to break up with her... she is
a great girl, someone i would like to marry but i thought i was just
not ready yet... well about a month after us breaking up i went
through a transformation... (it wasnt because i was lacking pussy, i
was doing well)... I loved her all along and thought that one day we
would get back together. well i tried to rekindle the passion, in
which she told me she still loved me and wanted to be with me, but i
found out from her roomate that she was seeing some other guy (after
our breakup). The thing is i really love this girl but dont know
what to do. Should i talk to her and confess my feelings or let her
go on with this relationship with this other guy... I dont wanna be
the asshole ex-bf, but i dont wanna lose this girl. I have thought
long and hard about this, so I will do whatever you advise is.
you definitely do not
want to be the asshole ex-boyfriend like you said. that is a sure
way to push a girl away and on top of that it is not fair to her.
you broke up with her, not vice-versa. you also do not want to make
any hasty decisions. although you are still getting trim you could
just be missing the company. if you rush and get back with her you
may find that you are back to square zero and wanting to break up
again. this is why the pro level way to play this is to just try and
be her friend for now. have a no pressure "friend" relationship and
show her through your actions over time that you have changed.
remember..talk is cheap; you can talk the talk but can you walk the
walk; you can’t bullshit a bullshitter; never run with scissors; ok,
i'm get getting carried away but you get the point. you may be
feeling you are a different person and you want to get back and the
world will be dandy again but it just doesn't work like that. make
sure that getting back is what you want to do and that you will
INDEED be able to treat her like she deserves to be treated. the
best advice i can give about any relationship holds true for a
million other things in life and that is "you get out what you put
in." SO..if you keep things on a friendly level, let some time go by
and still want to be with her AND feel like you can put in the
effort/commitment that a healthy relationship needs THEN go for it.
oh yeah, no matter what do not be a prying/jealous friend either.
respect her space. that jealousy shit is a huge turnoff for chicks.
keep it on a chill level and enjoy your time together. if you guys
are meant to be together things will progress naturally, i promise.
good luck. ;-) .
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