This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he can handle it. The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. A few minutes later a white woman walks in and asks, "How much for the white dildo?" He answers, "$35." She: "How much for the black one?" He: "$35 for the black one, they are the same price." She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes. A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the blackdildo?" He: "$35." She: "How much for the white one?" He: "$35 for the white one also, they are the same price." She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes. About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black." She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?" He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $150." She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes. Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I wasgone?" The salesman responded, "I think I did pretty good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $150!"

Q: submitted by Mark.

hey jd, Okay... im in a sticky situation... and was wondering if you can help me out... I was with his chick for about 1 and a half, a year and half where i was a bad boyfriend... (never made her my top priority, chose my boys over her, even cheated on her.. she didnt find out though)... the last three months of the relationship was spent with me trying to break up with her... she is a great girl, someone i would like to marry but i thought i was just not ready yet... well about a month after us breaking up i went through a transformation... (it wasnt because i was lacking pussy, i was doing well)... I loved her all along and thought that one day we would get back together. well i tried to rekindle the passion, in which she told me she still loved me and wanted to be with me, but i found out from her roomate that she was seeing some other guy (after our breakup). The thing is i really love this girl but dont know what to do. Should i talk to her and confess my feelings or let her go on with this relationship with this other guy... I dont wanna be the asshole ex-bf, but i dont wanna lose this girl. I have thought long and hard about this, so I will do whatever you advise is. Thanks

A:
you definitely do not want to be the asshole ex-boyfriend like you said. that is a sure way to push a girl away and on top of that it is not fair to her. you broke up with her, not vice-versa. you also do not want to make any hasty decisions. although you are still getting trim you could just be missing the company. if you rush and get back with her you may find that you are back to square zero and wanting to break up again. this is why the pro level way to play this is to just try and be her friend for now. have a no pressure "friend" relationship and show her through your actions over time that you have changed. remember..talk is cheap; you can talk the talk but can you walk the walk; you can’t bullshit a bullshitter; never run with scissors; ok, i'm get getting carried away but you get the point. you may be feeling you are a different person and you want to get back and the world will be dandy again but it just doesn't work like that. make sure that getting back is what you want to do and that you will INDEED be able to treat her like she deserves to be treated. the best advice i can give about any relationship holds true for a million other things in life and that is "you get out what you put in." SO..if you keep things on a friendly level, let some time go by and still want to be with her AND feel like you can put in the effort/commitment that a healthy relationship needs THEN go for it. oh yeah, no matter what do not be a prying/jealous friend either. respect her space. that jealousy shit is a huge turnoff for chicks. keep it on a chill level and enjoy your time together. if you guys are meant to be together things will progress naturally, i promise. good luck. ;-) .

-JD