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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position...still clasping his hands at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?'
'Feels great,' he replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!'
Hypegram is a Simple Desktop Player for The Hype Machine
Windows: The Hype Machine has long been one of the best music discovery services out there, featuring the most talked about tracks from popular music blogs around the net. Hypegram is a compact desktop player that grabs tracks from the Hype Machine.
Those of you that use the Hype Machine have probably noticed that the site now nags you to register after listening to a few tracks, which is annoying. If you'd rather not register, Hypegram is the perfect way to get around those nags. Just fire it up and start listening to the popular feed, the latest music featured on the Hype Machine, or even search for a specific genre or tag. If you do have a Hype Machine account, you can also listen to your loved tracks and subscribed blogs, plus you can love tracks right from the interface. It's great for discovering new music without having to cultivate a radio station or do any other kind of work—just listen through the infinite stream and click the heart button if you like a track.
Hypegram is a free download for Windows only.
NEW CASTLE, NY -- Central Indiana police say a deputy who responded to a complaint about a peeping-tom deer that was peering into home's windows found the animal friendly enough to pet.
The Star Press reports that a 911 caller in New Castle reported Wednesday night that a deer that was "looking through windows." The caller said the deer was wandering about in the front yards of a neighborhood north of the New Castle Correctional Facility.
When a Henry County sheriff's deputy arrived he found the deer to be "extremely friendly, to the point that subjects were able to approach the deer and pet it." But other residents reported that the animal would sometimes bite or appear aggressive.
Conservation officers planned to move the deer to another location.
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