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An American, an Indian and a Russian got to hell after they've died and were met by the Devil who was wielding a huge whip.
The Devil said, "I'll give each of you one chance to go to heaven, all you have to do is withstand three lashes from my whip, also you can defend yourself with anything here. So who is going to go first?"
An American steps forward and says, "I will go first and I will defend myself with this rock" and picks up a huge granite rock."
"Very well," says the devil.
First lash - the rock shatters into million pieces. Second lash - an American screams in agony. "You have to stay in hell!" says the Devil and asks who will go second.
"I will go second," says the Indian.
"What will you defend yourself with?" asks the Devil.
"Nothing, I've been practicing Yoga for last 80 years, and impervious to pain," says an Indian.
-"OK" says the Devil. First lash - Indian stays still. Second lash - nothing. Third lash - no effect. The Devil is very surprised and says, "You are the first ever to pass my test, you may go to heaven."
"Thank you," says the Indian, "but if I may I would like to stay back and watch because in these jokes the Russian always wins and I want to see what happens."
"Very well, you may stay for now." says the Devil.
He turns to the Russian and says, "well it's your turn, what will you defend yourself with?"
The Russian answers with no hesitation: "Well it is pretty obvious, with an Indian of course."
MailTabs Lets You Do Tabbed Email Reading on Mail.app
Apple's Mail app can do a lot of things well (it's one of your favorite email clients), but it annoyingly opens everything in a new window. MailTabs is a free plugin that adds tabs to Apple's Mail.app.
The plugin is quite simple: just download it, install it, and the next time you open up Mail, you'll see a tab bar below the toolbar. Double-clicking on messages will open them in a new tab instead of a new window. It isn't the prettiest plugin (the tab's color looks a little awkward since it doesn't match the toolbar), but overall it really makes Mail nicer to use—no longer will you end up with separate windows cluttering up your desktop when you're going through your email.
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LOMA RICA, CA -- A Yuba County man who allegedly blew out his son's stereo speaker with a shotgun after complaining about loud music won't be charged, according to the Yuba County District Attorney's Office.
Stanislaw Grzegorz Jarmolowicz was arrested Monday at his home in the 6200 block of Stonehedge Drive, east of Loma Rica.
According to a Yuba County Sheriff's Department report, Jarmolowicz asked his 24-year-old son several times to either turn down the music or put on headphones.
"The son said he turned down the stereo, but dad thought he didn't, and shot the speakers out with a shotgun after first telling his son to get out of the way," said department spokeswoman Melanie Oakes.
Jarmolowicz did not intend to harm the son, who was not injured. The son was not afraid for himself, Oakes said. Jarmolowicz was arrested on suspicion of shooting at or into a building and booked Monday in Yuba County Jail on $25,000 bail, but was released Wednesday.
District Attorney Pat McGrath said criminal negligence by Jarmolowicz could not be proved beyond a reasonable doubt.
"The investigation showed that the only person in the vicinity did not feel fearful or afraid, and that Jarmolowicz told that person to move away from the speaker prior to firing the gun," McGrath said.
Jarmolowicz fired once, he said.
The report did not indicate what music was playing.
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