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The physicist: "A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment."
The mathematician: "A wife. You have security."
The computer scientist: "Both. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my girlfriend.
With my girlfriend it's vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me..."
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WEST PALM BEACH, FL -- Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office deputies took a 23-year-old woman into custody after a complaint that she repeatedly offered bar patrons oral sex for money and refused to leave, according to her arrest report.
Beatrize Carrion-Moore was charged with trespassing after warning, resisting arrest with violence and battery on a law enforcement officer, court records show.
Deputies responded to Boonies Bar at 14555 Southern Blvd. in West Palm Beach Friday night in response to a report of an unwanted guest.
Deputies spoke to the bar manager, who said she was having trouble with an intoxicated patron.
The manager told deputies that a week earlier she had an issue with the same woman who was offering oral sex to customers for money, the report said.
The woman, later identified as Carrion-Moore, became angry when she was asked once again in the presence of the deputy to leave the establishment and said that it was not right that she was being asked to leave, the report said.
When a deputy attempted to place Carrion-Moore in handcuffs, she pulled away and was able to slip out of the cuffs, according to the report.
After a brief struggle, both the deputy and Carrion-Moore fell to the ground, deputies said. When deputies tried to seat Carrion-Moore in the patrol car, she tried to climb up the side of the door panel in an attempt at resistance, the report said. She began repeatedly kicking at deputies, ultimately hitting a deputy in his upper thigh and groin several times, the report said.
Once she was secured in the back of the patrol car, Carrion-Moore continued to offer the deputy oral sex in exchange for letting her go, the report said.
The sequence of events was captured on car audio and video surveillance.
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