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OF THE WEEK
One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Billy Bob won 1st place - a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.Bubba won 6th prize - a toilet brush.About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his
prize, to which Billy Bob replied,"Great!, I love spaghetti!"Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How'bout you, how's the toilet brush?"Not so good," replied Bubba,"I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper."
Ignore the old adage to "never eat anything bigger than your head." See it as a challenge.
Stretch your stomach by drinking large quantities of water. Start a few days before you plan to eat a pie bigger than your head and complete this training regimen daily before the event.
Wear loose-fitting pants with an adjustable or elastic waist.
Start eating the pie on an empty stomach. Right after Thanksgiving dinner is not an appropriate time to try to eat such a big pie.
Eat slowly and deliberately if you are not in a contest. If you are in a contest, just gulp it down as quickly as you can.
Rest when you are finished. Your body needs to conserve energy to digest all that pie.
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In regards to swallowing, what will make my semen taste better for my wife? That and the gag reflex are the two main reasons why we fight over oral sex. I have no problem giving it to her, nor does she have any problems receiving it. I would like to be on receiving end as well.
Different foods are believed to endow ejaculate with different tastes; finding the one that pleases your wife's palate may involve some trial and error. Kiwi, watermelon and celery are all said to lighten the taste of semen, whereas coffee and beer are believed to heighten its bitterness. Dairy products are also frowned upon, as their high bacterial putrefaction levels can produce foul tastes.
Your wife may notice a change for the better if you incorporate some acidic fruits into your diet -- plums, blueberries and cranberries are all believed to make semen taste sweet or sugary. And if your lady has an affinity for heavier flavors, alkaline-based foods like fish and meat are said to make for a buttery taste.
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Nervous Thief Vomits
A NERVOUS thief who threw up while fleeing a hold-up last year has been jailed after police matched his DNA with a pool of vomit left at the crime scene.
AAhmed Habib Jalloul, 20, was found guilty of aggravated robbery in the District Court in Adelaide earlier this month for his involvement in the robbery of the Kensington Gardens post office in April 2007.
The court was told Jalloul had vomited "out of fear" outside the post office before fleeing in a stolen car with two accomplices and $3700 in cash - and forensic analysis of the vomit matched Jalluol's DNA.
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