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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."
"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"
"Sir, get off the mop bucket."
Windows: Imgur is our favorite online image sharing service, and MyImgur is the fastest way to upload your files to the service and generate public links.
The execution is simple and seamless. Just drag an image onto the MyImgur window, and it will instantly upload to imgur. Buttons at the top of the window let you open the file in a browser or copy the URL to your clipboard, but you can set the app to do these by default if you prefer. Sign in with your imgur account, and you'll also be able to add images to your custom albums and monitor your upload limit.
On the surface, this is a very simple app, but dig a little deeper, and it's packed with advanced features. A built in screenshot tool lets you capture a portion of your screen and upload it instantly. If bandwidth is an issue, you can tell the application to scale your large photos automatically. You can even edit the file naming structure of your screenshots to keep them organized.
The interface certainly isn't as nice as FluffyApp, but it's hard to beat if you just want to share images quickly without setting up a CloudApp account.
SPAIN -- Police in San Sebastián de la Gomera have cordoned off an abandoned house after finding a seven-metre-long wasp nest.
Officers were called out by worried neighbours of the empty home in the island's capital and say the nest was in an indoor hallway and contained literally millions of wasps.
Experts have examined the nest, which is said to be 21'9” in length, and say the common type of wasp found in gardens would never normally build a nest of this size.
They believe it must be an invasive species of wasp which had migrated from Africa.
The Canary Islands are less than 100 kilometres from Morocco by water.
Authorities have been unable to trace the owner of the house.
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