For The Week Of 04/16/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra, but his request was denied. "Why can't I have a double dose?" the man asked. "It's not safe," the doctor replied. "But I need it really bad," the man explained. "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, one of my exes will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday." "Okay, I'll give it to you," the doctor relented. "But you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check to see if there are any side effects." On Monday the man dragged himself into the doctor's office with his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?" The man said, "No one showed up."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Great Shot -Female Golfer
What People Say In Court -Amusing
SHOT -How It Feels!
Gun Bazzar In Pakistan -Largest Underground!
Educated Earth-List of Free Documentaries To Watch!
Rocket Rescue-Game Of The Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Tim
I masturbate all the time. I even wake up in the night and masturbate next to my wife. Is it wrong if I don't think of my wife? I'm always dreaming of her sisters. Is too much masturbating not good for you?

A:

My honest answer is "yes, but..." You were one of those kids who never stopped asking questions, weren't you? Like, why is the sky blue, why is bedtime 10 P.M., why does Santa want beer instead of milk, etc. And you know what? Sometimes there aren't any answers, buster. Sometimes it's just BECAUSE I SAID SO. Also, because Santa's an alcoholic. Little-known fact. Fortunately for you, this is one of those times where there are some answers. For starters, it's OK if you don't think about your wife every time you masturbate. I mean, it's even OK if you think about her sisters. That's why such thoughts are called "fantasies." But there's a word in your question that gives me pause: "always." If you're only and constantly thinking about sleeping with some very specific people who happen to be directly related to your wife, maybe you've got to wonder if there's something more than a love of getting off going on. What that is, I don't know. Are you replacing sex with your wife with jerking off? If so, ask yourself "Why?" and see what happens. To answer the rest of your question: Physically, there's no such thing as too much masturbation. Unless you're rubbing yourself raw (in which case, for God's sake, get lube—or at least Crisco), you're probably not going to hurt yourself, go blind, or develop hairy palms. In fact, some studies have shown that frequent ejaculation might even reduce the risk of prostate cancer. Look at you, curing diseases! It's like you're a little scientist. I'm so proud.

-Tina

 
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STOCKTON, Calif. (AP) - Local diners with adventurous palates have less than two months to try rattlesnake, alligator and other exotic meats. The restaurant Taboo by the Delta is closing its doors June 1 when its owner retires after 10 years in business. Along with gators and rattlesnake, Taboo served shark, frog legs and turtle. The name of the restaurant reflects the hidden allure of "things that are forbidden. Things that would hurt you," owner Jesse "Boo" Burkett said. "People just buy into it." Burkett said he stopped serving kangaroo and black bear in 2004 after the California Department of Fish and Game told him it was illegal. "People are so curious to things that are different," said Burkett. However, he acknowledged, "you do get negative reactions from people sometimes."
 
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