|JOKE OF THE
A man boarded an airplane and took his
seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful
woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading
straight towards him. As fate would have it, she took the seat right
beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out
"Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "
business... I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America
Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most
gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was
going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain
his composure, he calmly asked,"What's your business role at the
"Lecture," she replied "I'm the lead lecturer
and I use information I have learned from my own personal
experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are
She explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in
fact it's the Native American Indian who is most apt to possess that
trait. Another popular myth is that
Frenchmen are the best
lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the
best. I've also discovered that the lover with the best stamina is
the Southern Redneck.."
Suddenly the woman became a little
uncomfortable and blushed. "I am so sorry," she said, "I shouldn't
really be discussing all this with you I don't even know your
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba!"
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|These days golf balls cost so
much you almost need a co-signer. But here's a tip to keep your bag
full of new balls, year round. On the back of most golf ball
sleeves, there’s a guarantee of a new sleeve of balls for every
“sliced ball” sent in. It’s worth your time to collect sliced balls
from your buddies, the driving range, or even Ginsu up a few on your
own. Sending back just four sliced balls will yield you a fresh
Q: submited by Mandy
My fiancé and I
used to have a great sex life, but lately our libidos have been out
of sync. I still get horny for him, but just not when he's horny.
What can I
Arousal patterns wax and wane, so it might just
be a matter of time before you and your guy get back on the same
horny track. Until such a point, consider this: Your libido isn't
dead, it's just not in harmony with your man's. So, what's stopping
you from acting on your desires and jumping him when you do get the
urge? After all, spontaneity is key to a satisfying sex life. And,
as long as the situation is appropriate, i.e., you can find some
privacy, there's no right or wrong time to get randy. If your man
tends to become aroused at particular times of day (or night), you
can try some lust-inducing tricks to help you get in sync with his
peaking pattern. For example: If he's usually up for action at
night, prep for passion by taking a hot bath before bed and tapping
into an erotic fantasy as you lather your bod all over. If he's more
apt to want a morning shag, see if you can wake up before him and
try some solo action so you'll be revved up by the time he's ready
to roll. And, when you are doing the deed, make sure there are no
distractions, like a blaring TV, so you can focus and let yourself
completely surrender to every delicious sensation. It's also
possible that some underlying issue is putting a crimp in your sex
life. Perhaps you have some unresolved problems with your man, which
could be interfering with your intimacy. Hopefully, since you're
going to marry the guy, you can talk to him about anything that
might be troubling you. Or, you could be stressed out about your
wedding plans. If that's the case, make sure you reserve some
downtime with him to chill and reconnect. Sometimes, just relaxing
and enjoying each other's company is all it takes to get turned on.
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|RIYADH - Anyone using
camera phones to distribute pornography may face up to 1000
lashes, a 12-year jail term and a 100,000 riyal ($26,670
($37,000) fine under a proposed Saudi law. The proposed law
comes after a Saudi court in January sentenced three men to
jail and up to 1,200 lashes each for orchestrating and filming
the rape of a teenage girl using telephones equipped with
cameras and distributing the footage via the telephones. The
conservative Muslim kingdom’s consultative 150-member Shura
council was expected to endorse the new law soon, local
newspapers said. The state telecommunications regulator
earlier this year warned against using third generation (3G)
mobile phones for "immoral" purposes. 3G mobile phones can
access the internet, which is strictly controlled in Saudi
Arabia, and receive high-quality video clips from adult sites.
A ban was recently overturned on the import and sale of mobile
camera phones. Religious leaders said they are used to invade
privacy, particularly of women. The use of camera phones has
triggered scuffles at weddings and girls schools after
handsets were used to film and distribute pictures of unveiled
women, newspapers have reported. Under Saudi Arabia’s strict
Islamic rules, women must cover their heads in public. Saudi
Arabia’s rapidly growing telecoms sector is gradually being
opened up to competition, ending the monopoly of state-owned
Saudi Telecommunications Co |
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