For The Week Of 04/19/2004
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A guy is hanging upside down from the rafters at a factory when a blonde coworker walks by. “What are you doing?” she asks. “I need a few weeks off,” explains the man. “I’m pretending to be nuts.” Just then the boss walks by and sees the man dangling from the ceiling. “What are you doing?” asks the boss. “I’m a light bulb,” answers the guy. “You’re going crazy. Take a vacation.” The man jumps down to leave, and the blonde starts to follow him. “Where do you think you’re going, young lady?” the boss asks. “Home,” she replies. “I can’t work in the dark.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Oriental Commerical -Hilarious!
Celebs W/ No Makeup -Ill Still Hit It!
Song Meanings! -Good Read
Poop For Peace -WTF!
The Lonely Astronaut -Huh?
Mad Shark -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Ink Cartridges!
REPLACING A SET OF INK CARTRIDGES FOR YOUR PRINTER CAN SET YOU BACK ABOUT $70. THAT'S NOT CHEAP. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU PRINT OFF YOUR FAVORITE COLOR PHOTOS ON GLOSSY PAPER. THIS WILL WORK FOR XEROX "INKLOGIC" NON-REFILLABLE INK CARTRIDGES. FIRST, USE SOME TAPE AND COVER THE AREA WHERE THE INK COMES OUT AT THE BOTTOM. GET A RAZOR KNIFE AND CAREFULLY CUT THE TOP OF THE CARTRIDGE EXPOSING THE PLASTIC RESERVOIR INSIDE. MAKE SURE YOU DON'T REMOVE THE STICKER FROM THE FRONT BACK AND SIDES OTHERWISE THE PRINTER WON'T RECOGNIZE THE CARTRIDGE. NOW TAKE THE SYRINGE FROM THE REFILL KIT AND HEAT THE END UP WITH A LIGHTER AND PUSH IT THROUGH THE HIGHEST FLAT SURFACE INSIDE THE PLASTIC CARTRIDGE. NOW ADD INK. IMPORTANT. GET SOME CLAY OR PUTTY AND COVER THE HOLE YOU MADE WITH THE SYRINGE. YOU DON'T NEED MUCH. PULL THE TAPE FROM THE BOTTOM AND INSERT THE CARTRIDGE BACK IN THE PRINTER. IF YOU DON'T HAVE INK ON YOUR HANDS PAT YOUR SELF ON THE BACK BECAUSE YOU JUST SAVED YOURSELF $50.
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by N. Ritchie
My man wants me to touch his perineum when we're fooling around. Where is it exactly, and what do I do with it once I find it?

A:
The perineum is a nerve-packed stretch of skin between the testicles and the anus that, when touched the right way, can send your guy over the erotic edge. Next time you're pleasuring your man manually or orally, gently massage, pump or stroke this supersensitive hot spot with one or two fingers, trying varying speeds and patterns to see which elicits the best response. If he wants you to amp up the intensity, add a bit of pressure or even press your knuckle into the skin, which may stimulate his prostate gland, an organ that lies underneath the perineum and can elicit mind-numbing orgasms.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Crazy Bikes!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
A 2003 British documentary, "Fat Girls and Feeders," debuting on Australian TV in April 2004, profiled an Arizona couple, "Gina" (once one of the world's largest women) and her husband, "Mark" (who has a sensual or psychological desire that she be ever-larger). Because Gina is apparently comfortable with her role, Mark is merely an "enabler" in the "fat administration" subculture, but more dominant men are called "feeders," who may even "grow" their partners by pouring liquid fat down their throats. Gina once weighed 825 pounds (with a 92-inch waist), but had settled down at around 400. The filmmaker's point is said to be that objectifying fat women is only somewhat more offensive than objectifying thin ones. [The Australian, 3-27-04]
 
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