|JOKE OF THE
A guy is hanging upside down from the
rafters at a factory when a blonde coworker walks by. “What are you
doing?” she asks. “I need a few weeks off,” explains the man. “I’m
pretending to be nuts.” Just then the boss walks by and sees the man
dangling from the ceiling. “What are you doing?” asks the boss. “I’m
a light bulb,” answers the guy. “You’re going crazy. Take a
vacation.” The man jumps down to leave, and the blonde starts to
follow him. “Where do you think you’re going, young lady?” the boss
asks. “Home,” she replies. “I can’t work in the dark.”
|SITES OF THE
Commerical -Hilarious! |
|Celebs W/ No
Makeup -Ill Still Hit It!
|Song Meanings! -Good Read |
For Peace -WTF! |
|The Lonely Astronaut
Shark -Game Of The Week!
|Tip and Trick of
the Week |
|REPLACING A SET OF INK
CARTRIDGES FOR YOUR PRINTER CAN SET YOU BACK ABOUT $70. THAT'S NOT
CHEAP. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU PRINT OFF YOUR FAVORITE COLOR PHOTOS ON
GLOSSY PAPER. THIS WILL WORK FOR XEROX "INKLOGIC" NON-REFILLABLE INK
CARTRIDGES. FIRST, USE SOME TAPE AND COVER THE AREA WHERE THE INK
COMES OUT AT THE BOTTOM. GET A RAZOR KNIFE AND CAREFULLY CUT THE TOP
OF THE CARTRIDGE EXPOSING THE PLASTIC RESERVOIR INSIDE. MAKE SURE
YOU DON'T REMOVE THE STICKER FROM THE FRONT BACK AND SIDES OTHERWISE
THE PRINTER WON'T RECOGNIZE THE CARTRIDGE. NOW TAKE THE SYRINGE FROM
THE REFILL KIT AND HEAT THE END UP WITH A LIGHTER AND PUSH IT
THROUGH THE HIGHEST FLAT SURFACE INSIDE THE PLASTIC CARTRIDGE. NOW
ADD INK. IMPORTANT. GET SOME CLAY OR PUTTY AND COVER THE HOLE YOU
MADE WITH THE SYRINGE. YOU DON'T NEED MUCH. PULL THE TAPE FROM THE
BOTTOM AND INSERT THE CARTRIDGE BACK IN THE PRINTER. IF YOU DON'T
HAVE INK ON YOUR HANDS PAT YOUR SELF ON THE BACK BECAUSE YOU JUST
SAVED YOURSELF $50. |
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Q: submited by N.
My man wants me to touch his perineum when we're
fooling around. Where is it exactly, and what do I do with it once I
The perineum is a
nerve-packed stretch of skin between the testicles and the anus
that, when touched the right way, can send your guy over the erotic
edge. Next time you're pleasuring your man manually or orally,
gently massage, pump or stroke this supersensitive hot spot with one
or two fingers, trying varying speeds and patterns to see which
elicits the best response. If he wants you to amp up the intensity,
add a bit of pressure or even press your knuckle into the skin,
which may stimulate his prostate gland, an organ that lies
underneath the perineum and can elicit mind-numbing orgasms.
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|A 2003 British
documentary, "Fat Girls and Feeders," debuting on Australian
TV in April 2004, profiled an Arizona couple, "Gina" (once one
of the world's largest women) and her husband, "Mark" (who has
a sensual or psychological desire that she be ever-larger).
Because Gina is apparently comfortable with her role, Mark is
merely an "enabler" in the "fat administration" subculture,
but more dominant men are called "feeders," who may even
"grow" their partners by pouring liquid fat down their
throats. Gina once weighed 825 pounds (with a 92-inch waist),
but had settled down at around 400. The filmmaker's point is
said to be that objectifying fat women is only somewhat more
offensive than objectifying thin ones. [The Australian,
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