For The Week Of 04/20/2015
Happy with all the porn you're taking off Sublime? Time to give something back...
This week's Sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

My doctor recently wrote a prescription for dailysex. But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.

SITES OF THE WEEK
Introducing -Tittygram
Very Baffling -Sex Toy Uses
Television's -Best Outtakes
Ralph Wiggum's -Guide to Life
Pornstars -Making Funny Faces
Golf is Hard -Flash Game
TIPS AND TRICKS
Highball for iPhone Collects and Shares Cocktail Recipes

Have a few favorite cocktail recipes that you want to keep on tap for easy access? Highball is an iPhone app that makes collecting and sharing recipes easy. With Highball, you can dig through pre-defined cocktails, make your own, or edit the classics to suit your needs. The app looks great, so it’s actually fun to use. You can also share your cocktails with friends on social networks or with the app itself.

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ASK MY GF

Q: submitted by Emaster X

"So for a while now ive been trying to eat out my girls pussy alot more because it turns me on alot as much as it does for her. The only issue is that there is alot of hair involved that gets in the way to the point where I can't fully comit to eating out all the way with enjoyment. I dont want to ask her to shave her bush just for me, because i want her to feel comfortable with herself. I dont mind her having a hairy pussy one bit. I just want to make it easier for me to give her the same awesome oral action down below that she willingly gives to me. Its only fair in my oppinion. So any ideas guy would be very much appreciated."

A:

"Offer to shave it for her."

-Bobb_sledd

AskMyGF
 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
SOLANA BEACH, CA -- Life imitated art--if that's what you want to call it--when 80s pop singer Kenny Loggins literally stepped into a real-life "Danger Zone" after a military helicopter made an emergency landing on the sand at Solana Beach in California Wednesday. Loggins, who rose to fame with soundtrack-ready pop gems including "Footloose" and "I'm Alright" from the movie Caddyshack, shared images of the beached helicopter moments after the aircraft landed just feet from the water on beautiful Solana Beach, near San Diego. Without missing a beat, the pop star made reference to "Danger Zone," the 1986 cheesy classic from the Tom Cruise flick Top Gun. "Lo and behold I walk down there and say 'you're in the danger zone,'" an enthusiastic Loggins said in a Facebook video. "We literally are." He also tweeted a picture of the scene Wednesday afternoon with the helicopter behind him. "Walked right into the #DANGERZONE #SolanaBeach Marine helicopter emergency landing," he wrote. The CH-53E Super Stallion helicopter landed around 11:30 a.m. when its low pressure indicator alerted them there was a problem with the engine, reports TV Station FOX 5. No injuries were reported and the helicopter was transported four hours later to an area fairgrounds to evaluate further repairs, the station reported.
 
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