For The Week Of 04/21/2003
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

An Iraqi soldier buys a camel, ties it up outside his local bar, and walks inside. “Nice camel,” says one of his buddies. “Is it male or female?” “Female,” he replies. “How can you tell?” asks his friend. “Well, on the way over here,” the man explains, “I heard this guy yell, ‘Hey, look at the big pussy on that camel!’”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Racial Slur -Database- Hilarious.
Flashback -WTF.
Victims Of Crime! -Could You Be One- Quiz!
Rate My Professors -Very Cool!
We Love The Iraqi Info Minister -Very Imformative!
Pig Game -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....Concert Security!

Ever wanted to get backstage at concert, but couldn’t get past the crack security detail? A few days before the show, show up at the venue dressed in some fairly nice clothes (read: no ripped jeans or Pantera T-shirt), and ask to speak to the tour manager. Note, you may have to scour the Web to find out his/her name. Tell ’em that you’re a reporter for your college/university newspaper, and you’re trying to get a picture and/or a few questions with the band. If you have a student ID, put it in one of those badge holders worn on your shirt pocket. Make sure you call back and confirm that it’s all set up. More often than not, you’ll score a free pass, and a chance to hang with the bands after the show. I used this tactic to meet such bands as Barenaked Ladies, AC/DC, Rage Against the Machine, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. contributions or suggestions to mailto:webmaster@sublimedirectory.com?subject=stimes_Tips&Tricks
ASK DOCTOR JD

Q: submitted by harold

How do you handle an older woman if she has more experience dealing with sex and relationships

A:
Having had some experience in this matter, my best advice to you is to be cool—and I don’t mean affect a detached nonchalance. The cool of which I speak is more zen, more ego-less: It’s a willingness to admit what you don’t know and not to make a big deal of it. If you’re smart, it’s the kind of attitude that you can parlay into high scores with your older woman simply by being open and willing to learn. See, older women have likely had some heartbreak. So while they may not know exactly what they want, they have a damn good idea of what they don’t, and they’re likely to be pretty verbal about it; therefore, younger men offer a distinct advantage (other than unlimited sexual eagerness and a blisteringly high sex drive) in that they are relatively baggage-free. You haven’t had time to be jaded by relationships gone wrong or years of rotten sex. On the other hand, some younger guys still haven’t outgrown the adolescent tendency to think they know it all and to not want to be told that they don’t, even if it’s painfully obvious. So just listen to what she wants and try your best to be accommodating. This doesn’t mean catering to her every whim—she doesn’t want a simpering pushover. But she does want to know that if she asks you to do something differently in bed, you won’t think she’s criticizing you and go off and sulk for the rest of the evening. Remember, the more open you are to what she wants, the more she’ll be willing to reciprocate.

-JD

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Tiger Release Program!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
In March, London's Daily Telegraph reported that North Korea's Kim Jong Il is so terrified of triplet babies that the government places them all in special orphanages. Quoting diplomats who have visited North Korea, the Telegraph said Kim might feel threatened because the number 3 in Korean mythology is associated with rapid rises to power. However, a North Korean official told the United Nations Human Rights Commission that Kim is actually helping the triplets by raising them in better circumstances than the parents could (because of the country's dire economy). [Herald Sun (Melbourne)-London Daily Telegraph, 3-30-03]
 
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