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OF THE WEEK
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.when they check out four hours later,the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00.The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00.When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use."But we didn't use them," the man complains."Well, they are here, and you could have,"explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous for"The best entertainers from New York,Hollywood,and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again."Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.No matter what amenity the Manager mentions!,the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check."But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50.00."That's correct," says the man."I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife.""But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.Well, too bad," the man replies."She was here and you could have."
1.Dress for the occasion. If you want to fit in unnoticed, then do a little homework and find out who the wedding couple is before you try to crash their party.
2.Stand at the end of a reception line and shake hands with all the guests. They will pretend to know you most of the time. People are very often embarrassed about forgetting a face and will not ask who you are.
3.Prepare an innocuous answer to questions about yourself. "I've not been around that long to know everyone in their lives," or "We're all friends here."
4.Pose as a distant relative who heard about the happy couple's wedding and brings best wishes from all the other relatives who couldn't make the blessed occasion.
5.Offer to dance with someone who looks like they could use the company. Dance well and you will have a line of potential partners – and official party acceptance.
6.Compliment everyone and everything. No one thinks badly of someone who is full of praise of the party.
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CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Tempe man with road rage accidentally shoots self
The Associated Press
TEMPE — A man accidentally shot himself after he waved a gun in anger at a fellow driver in Tempe, police said.
The man tried to evade police by driving into a nearby neighborhood after the Friday night road-rage incident, but he crashed his car into a canal embankment, according to a police report.
The man then got out of the car and ran away, but police soon caught up to him. He was taken to a hospital and was in serious condition.
The other driver in the incident, who was uninjured, fled the scene, but was later located by police, department spokesman Brandon Banks said.
The drivers’ identities have not been released.
Banks said authorities are talking to the uninjured driver but have not been able to speak to the driver who shot himself.
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