For The Week Of 04/22/02
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily. "Gold of course," says the man proudly. The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

SITES OF THE WEEK
Beer Boy -Man Show Clips.
Priests -Gone Wild.
Transformers -Which One Are You!
He-Man -Eats Balls!!
Find The G-Spot! -Interactive Game!
Nob Scan -Flacid Fun!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Beer Companies!
Next time you pick up a case of beer—after having a few, of course—look on the box for the customer service hotline. Call the number and tell the representative that you bought a case of beer and that it tastes sour. After reading off several serial numbers, they will send you a coupon for a case of beer. Just don’t try the same company more than once in a year. George D. Atlanta, GA

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ASK DOCTOR JD

Q: submitted by Jackson

is it true that i can bust a nut just by putting my finger up my a-hole? you know, like in the movie road trip. tell me doc jd because if its true i'm goin to buy some anal lube now!

A:
ahh young grasshopper..the elusive male g-spot. let me tell you that you can bust a nut this way and it supposedly can be quite intense. the nickname "male g-spot" actually refers to the prostate. the prostate is walnut sized gland located between your nuts and bunghole just below your bladder. it secrets the fluid which is the main component of your man chowder. you can reach it through the anus front wall and if you massage it just right...LATER! ;-) just make sure you grease up with a little lub and work that finger in there. at first try going in about three inches deep. rub your finger around the front wall (towards the front of your body) to find it.

-JD

 
clip OF THE WEEK
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FootLoose!
 
 

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Nerdy Games!!!


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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
According to a March Washington Post Magazine feature, a deaf Bethesda, Md., female couple recently gave birth to a child whom they had conceived by artificial insemination and specially designed to be born deaf. (They had used sperm from a man with a long family history of deafness.) The couple said they merely want their son to be like the rest of the family, including their older daughter. The boy is deaf in one ear, but the other ear may still develop hearing. [Washington Post Magazine, 3-31-02]

 
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