| JOKE OF THE
WEEK |
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A man is out shopping and discovers a
new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just
made. "Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily. "Gold
of course," says the man proudly. The wife responds, "Really, why
don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a
change!" |
| SITES OF THE
WEEK |
| Beer Boy -Man
Show Clips. |
| Priests -Gone
Wild. |
| Transformers
-Which One Are You! |
| He-Man -Eats
Balls!! |
| Find The G-Spot!
-Interactive Game! |
| Nob Scan -Flacid
Fun! |
| Tip and Trick of
the Week |
| Beer Companies! |
Next time you pick up a case
of beer—after having a few, of course—look on the box for the
customer service hotline. Call the number and tell the
representative that you bought a case of beer and that it tastes
sour. After reading off several serial numbers, they will send you a
coupon for a case of beer. Just don’t try the same company more than
once in a year. George D. Atlanta, GA
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ASK DOCTOR
JD |
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Q: submitted by
Jackson
is it true that i can bust a nut just by putting
my finger up my a-hole? you know, like in the movie road trip. tell
me doc jd because if its true i'm goin to buy some anal lube now! |
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A:
ahh young
grasshopper..the elusive male g-spot. let me tell you that you can
bust a nut this way and it supposedly can be quite intense. the
nickname "male g-spot" actually refers to the prostate. the prostate
is walnut sized gland located between your nuts and bunghole just
below your bladder. it secrets the fluid which is the main component
of your man chowder. you can reach it through the anus front wall
and if you massage it just right...LATER! ;-) just make sure you
grease up with a little lub and work that finger in there. at first
try going in about three inches deep. rub your finger around the
front wall (towards the front of your body) to find it.
-JD |
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clip OF THE WEEK |
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This is our special section that will bring you
a new sublime clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or
sent in by you guys. |
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FootLoose!
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to view clip: right click mouse and
choose "save target as" option. save the file "dance.wmv" to your
desktop. once danceloaded simply double click the new "dance.wmv"
icon on your desktop to watch the movie.
Nerdy Games!!!
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| STRANGE
NEWS HEADLINES |
| According to a March
Washington Post Magazine feature, a deaf Bethesda, Md., female
couple recently gave birth to a child whom they had conceived
by artificial insemination and specially designed to be born
deaf. (They had used sperm from a man with a long family
history of deafness.) The couple said they merely want their
son to be like the rest of the family, including their older
daughter. The boy is deaf in one ear, but the other ear may
still develop hearing. [Washington Post Magazine, 3-31-02]
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