For The Week Of 04/24/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath

Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?

SITES OF THE WEEK
Juggler! -Talented
Netflix Mailers -intresting
Still Free -Great Prank
Self Cooling Beer Cans-Awesome
Rainbow -Eye Candy
Orbox B! -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Fast Food!
Here’s an easy way to get a free sandwich or drink at a fast food drive-thru. Just place your order, minus one or two items like a drink or second sandwich. When you get to the window, tell the cashier you’d like to add the item(s) you left out. Rather than going through the trouble of changing the order, they will almost always just give you the extra stuff free. I’ve gotten up to two burgers and a drink free with orders in the past.
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Jackie
My vagina smells really bad, all the time. Even my boyfriend says so. I douche and use personal wipes, but nothing helps. What can I do?
A:
Every woman has her own signature scent, based on her body chemistry, which can range from sweet to tangy to musky. However, if your odor is really offensive, you should discuss the problem with your gyno. It's possible that you have bacterial vaginosis (BV), a vaginal infection, which your doctor can treat with antibiotics. If you don't have BV, excessive below-the-belt sweating could be the cause of your strong scent. Try washing with a gentle, unscented, antibacterial soap, then patting the area dry with a towel and applying powder to your vulva or to the lining of your panties. You can also use personal wipes throughout the day to keep the area fresh, but douching is not recommended at all because it can upset the natural pH levels of your vagina. (Plus, it doesn't change the odor; it only temporarily masks it.) If this doesn't do the trick, ask your doctor to prescribe a mild medication to help control sweating.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Nut Grab
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
An 18-year-old Singaporean student committed suicide last month because he was convinced his penis was too small, a report said on Wednesday. State Coroner Tan Boon Heng said the case highlighted the importance of sex education in schools and recommended the details be forwarded to the education ministry, the Straits Times reported. The teenager, who was not named, jumped from a building on March 3. A suicide note explained why, an investigation to determine the cause of death said. "He said it was not due to the stress of his examination, but it was more about his physical development... He still knew there was something wrong with his body parts," said the report quoted by the newspaper. It said the teenager had confided in his mother in October 2005 that he was worried about the size of his penis. She took him to a clinic where a doctor said it was normal for an Asian man and prescribed multi-vitamins. State Coroner Tan said the boy's case showed that even in the age of the Internet when information can be easily obtained, "the less informed also become victims to junk information and worse, untruths." Psychiatrist Daniel Fung, deputy chief of the child and adolescent department at the Institute of Mental Health, said the teenager might have been suffering from depression. "It might be more about depression than his private parts being too small," Fung told AFP. "Sometimes depression can lead to delusions about how you look and how you are. It makes you see things from a dark perspective."
 
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