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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square .
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man says, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well...?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, a 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
You've probably learned recently that your iPhone is tracking your whereabouts. If you don't like this, Untrackerd is a jailbreak app that can put a stop to the problem.
Untrackerd is a quick install through Cydia. It'll put no icon on your home screen and there aren't any settings to configure in your iPhone's Settings app. Untrackerd simply runs in the background and cleans up any location history data that's just sitting on your phone and being sync'd back to your computer. You don't have to do anything other than install it to prevent any future location history from syncing to your machine.
There's no need to install this if you actually like being tracked and having that data accessible to anyone who has access to your computer, but if you'd prefer the additional privacy you can get it very easily by installing Untrackerd.
I'm hearing a lot of hype about male enhancement pills, is
there really a such a pill that can make a man larger? Because I
don't believe there is a pill that can do that...
Male enhancement pills will improve the blood flow in your erections, making you fuller, firmer, and longer lasting. The pills can't make you longer though. Only surgery or strategic exercising can do that, and the exercises are controversial.
If pills actually made men larger, they'd sell better than they do ;)
CINCINNATI, OH -- The Cincinnati motorist who was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy while watching a pornographic video when cops pulled her over last year has pleaded guilty to a drug charge stemming from the bizarre traffic stop, according to court records.
Colondra Hamilton, 36, copped last Thursday to possession of drug paraphernalia in connection with the bizarre August incident. A Municipal Court judge sentenced Hamilton to 10 days in jail, fined her $200, and suspended her driver’s license for six months.
Hamilton was hit with the drug paraphernalia charge after Elmwood Place Police Department officers found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse. Cops had stopped Hamilton because they believed that the windows of her 2008 Pontiac were overly tinted. As part of a plea deal, prosecutors dismissed the tinted window violation and several other minor charges.
According to a police report, when officers approached Hamilton’s vehicle they noticed that her pants were unbuttoned and a sex toy was in her lap. Hamilton, cops reported, “advised that she had been using it [the vibrator] while watching a video on the computer the passenger was holding.” Investigators did not further identify the video, though they have said it was of the X-rated variety.
The multitasking Hamilton’s problems, though, did not end with her April 14 misdemeanor plea. She was arrested yesterday on theft charges for allegedly swiping merchandise (cleaning items, an air mattress, and a Blu-Ray player) from a Fairfax, Ohio Walmart on three separate occasions this month.
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