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OF THE WEEK
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, “Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?”
So the guy sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, ”Well, my first blow job.” The bartender smiles and replies, “Yea, that’s a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!”“Nah,” the guy replies...“If thirteen doesn’t get the taste out, nothing will.”
Position yourselves so the woman is on all fours with the man standing behind her. You should both be facing the same direction.
Have the man pick her up by the waist so that her legs extend up and behind him. He then can penetrate her from behind. (She can wrap her legs around his back to help hold on.)
The woman supports herself with her arms while the man thrusts into her.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org
What kind of effect would Viagra have on a woman?
As most of us know, Viagra is used by men with erectile dysfunction because it allows increased blood flow to the penis and results in erection.
Researches guess that Viagra or its active ingredient sildenafil would probably have a similar effect on women, causing the erectile tissue of the clitoris to engorge with blood. However, no conclusive results have been established. It is for this reason that women should not self-medicate and use Viagra as a cure for their own sexual dysfunction. As always, seeking the professional help of a physician is advised before popping any kind of pill.
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Man set house on fire while trying to kill a spider with a lighter.Firefighters say the man, in his 40s, had been trying to set fire to the spider as it crawled up the front of the semi-detached property
But sparks reached material behind the cladding and caused a fire within the walls, shortly before midnight.
Three fire engines raced to the scene in Portsmouth, Hants, and found the man trying to put out the flames with a garden hose.
Firefighters in breathing apparatus removed the cladding and spent two hours putting the fire out.
Watch manager Steve Pearce said: "The man was trying to put the fire out with a garden hose when we arrived.
"The whole thing had clearly scared the life out of him.
"There was a gap in the cladding where he was trying to kill the spider and so the sparks got through to the material behind and started spreading upwards towards the roof.
"Our concern was that it would reach the roof and the property would be lost.
"We sent firefighters up into the loft to put it out and fortunately we were able to stop it in time.
"Surprisingly there wasn't much damage to the house other than to the cladding.
"We obviously had a chat with the man but I don't think he'll be doing this again.".
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