|JOKE OF THE
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his
class a lesson about the dangers of drink, so he produced an
experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and
mow worms. "Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the teacher
while putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed
about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second
worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully,
then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what
lesson can we learn from this experiment?" he asked. Johnny, who
naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded
confidently, "Drink whisky and you won't get worms."
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|After you check in for your
next hotel stay, immediately call the front desk and complain about
the condition of the bathroom. Often you will get a free upgrade,
especially if itís during a busy time, like during a convention.
Convention goers usually reserve blocks of medium- and low-priced
rooms at discounted rates, so the rooms left un-booked are often the
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Q: submitted by
i've been with my boyfriend for 6 months now. we
spend a lot of time together and i really like him. a couple weeks
ago we were at dinner and he asked me how many guys i have slept
with (i'm 27). i wouldn't tell him and he keeps asking me. what
should i do?
this one is
simple..get your boyfriend to read this sublime times issue so i can
tell him whats up. let me just say that anyone that asks this
question is just asking for trouble. what often happens is that this
question gets popped in the beginning of a relationship when no one
really cares but when the relationship starts to get serious the
"number" comes back to haunt the guy, the girl or both. there is no
reason to ask this question and is completely POINTLESS! never ask
it and if you are one of those bragging times never volunteer it!
you will almost always regret it down the road. you have to think of
it like this. it is either zero or a number. whether it is 5, 50 or
500 (as in your moms case sucka..j/k) it is going to bother you so
don't be a dumb ass and ask about it. everyone got this? it is
information that will not help you in any way so remember: "What you
don't know can't hurt you."
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|"For almost 20 years,"
wrote a Boston Globe reporter in March, "convicted rapist
Benjamin LaGuer (imprisoned at the MCI-Norfolk facility in
Massachusetts) has waged a public campaign maintaining his
innocence," most recently demanding DNA tests that would clear
him of a brutal attack on an elderly woman. LaGuer's
supporters raised $30,000 for the test, and on March 22, the
results came back: The sperm was LaGuer's. (But even worse off
was rape suspect Marshall Thomas, 44, who early this year
finally received his long-begged-for DNA test that he was sure
would free him from a 1999 rape charge. That case is still
pending, in Belleville, Ill., but Thomas's DNA was matched to
an earlier, unsolved rape, and prosecutors said they planned
to file additional charges.) [Boston Globe, 3-24-02]
[Belleville News-Democrat, 2-15-02]
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