|JOKE OF THE
Two old guys are pushing their carts
around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first old guy says to
the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her, and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find
What does she look like?" The second old guy says:
"Well, she is 27-yrs-old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs,
big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, ---
let's look for yours."
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|How long has that condom been
in your wallet. Last time you got laid Bush was in charge of the
country, Bush Sr. that is. So now you have a huge circle on the
wallet. Here is how to take it off. Use your lighter and go over the
mark. The leather in the wallet will heat up and then using your
fingers just smooth out the circle. Presto, no more condom mark. And
for god sakes, replace the condom. |
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Is it normal to
want to come on my girlfriend's face after sex?
Sure, wanting to come on your girlfriend's face
or another part of her body is perfectly normal and is a very common
male fantasy. Coming on a woman's face is commonly known as "giving
a facial," or if you come on her neck or breasts "giving her a pearl
necklace." It's often acted out in porn, and when it's done by a
group of guys on one woman, it's called bukkake. Women who are
really into semen might really enjoy getting a face full of it. If
your girlfriend is up for this, give it a try. You might want to put
a towel down first, since it might get messy. Exercise some common
courtesy and let her know right before you pop one off. And be sure
she closes her eyes before you shoot, because semen in the eyes can
sting like hell. Have a hand towel or tissues ready for clean up
afterwards. You might also suggest doing it in the shower, so it's
quick and easy to wash off. On the other hand, some women find the
idea of getting drenched with cum disgusting and degrading. If your
girlfriend feels this way, chances are you won't be able to talk her
out of it. If she's on the fence, let her know what you'd like to do
and see how she responds. Tell her it would be an incredible turn on
for you, and talk your way through the scene beforehand, describing
to her what you would do and what would happen when you blow your
load all over her. Ideally this would get her hot enough that she'll
start jacking you off right then and there.
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|VICTORIA -- The dumping of
raw sewage into the Pacific Ocean was an issue one man wanted
to take to an all-candidates meeting in the Victoria-Beacon
Hill riding Friday morning, but the costumed crusader was not
allowed in. James Skwarok arrived dressed up as "Mr. Floatie,"
a two-metre tall turd representing POOP, People Opposed to
Outfall Pollution. He wanted to highlight Victoria's daily
dumping of 120 million litres of raw sewage, but when he was
barred from the meeting he said the refusal left him "a little
bummed out." NDP Leader Carole James, who attended the meeting
in the riding she hopes to win in British Columbia's May 17
election, said she grew up in the area and swam in the ocean
as a child. She said that sewage needs to be treated and that
an NDP government would look at the issue as a priority. But
Liberal MLA Jeff Bray said scientists indicate there is no
negative impact from the raw sewage. He acknowledged, however,
that the practice damages the city's image. Skwaork said B.C.
has got to look good for the 2010 Olympics, adding the
province doesn't want to get a "brown medal."
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