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An impotent man goes to see a shaman about a cure. The shaman works his magic and tells the man that he is healed. All he has to do to get it up is say '1, 2, 3', and to get rid of it he has to say '1, 2, 3, 4.' However, he can only do this once a month.
So the man drives home really excited to show his wife. He says "look honey it works! 1, 2, 3!" and sproing, up it goes.
His wife replies, "Oh honey that's great! But what did you say 1, 2, 3 for?"
Which just goes to show you that you should never end a sentence in a preposition because you might end up with a dangling participle.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
Make Some Extra Cash Using Your iPhone with Gigwalk
Earn a second paycheck by going out and about and completing simple gigs with your iPhone. Tasks like verifying map information and taking photos (in major US metro areas) can net you from $3 to $90 per task.
Companies like Motorola and TomTom need people on the street to help verify information and do some consumer research.
If you have some extra time, becoming a Gigwalker and doing these gigs can earn you some extra cash or even become a regular part-time freelance job.
All Things Digital reports that one of the highest Gigwalk earners made more than $2000 ($400 a week on average) doing more than 270 tasks since March. To get to that point, you'll need to earn "streetcred" — points awarded for quality work that may give you access to the higher paying jobs.
Gigs include verifying roads and signs, mapping a location, taking local business photos or gathering local pricing information, doing some secret shopping, and more. For Gigwalk clients, this local/mobile information is very valuable but could be costly for companies to do themselves.
For Gigwalkers, all you need is an iPhone and to get out of the house. Mashable quotes Gigwalk CEO mentioning Android, but there's no word as of now when the Android app will be available.
Currently the company is accepting new Gigwalkers in: San Franc
How can I increase the amount of cum I shoot? I masturbate almost every morning but it seems like nothing changes. I need advice.
Abstaining from masturbation for a while can definitely help increase the amount. Another thing you want to look at is diet. I'm not 100% sure on all the foods and drinks, but I know green tea, water, certain nuts, and things like that can really help.
The main thing that seems to work for me is the arousal. I know that when I ejaculate from masturbation the amount is usually about the same, nothing special, but when I am with my girlfriend, and I ejaculate from what were doing whether it be sex or oral it can be almost twice as much sperm.
CHARLESTON, WV -- Police say a man high on bath salts killed his neighbor's pygmy goat and that neighbors found him in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal, said Lt. Stover of the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department.
Mark Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road, is charged with animal cruelty after police got a call from a woman who said he stole her goat at about 3:15 a.m. Monday, Stover said.
Lisa Powers said she bought the goat on Friday as a gift to her 4-year-old grandson. They named the male goat Bailey after a female character on the Dinsey Channel television show "The Suite Life on Deck."
Thompson allegedly told police he was on bath salts for about three days.
When police entered the house they found fresh blood near the front door of the bedroom and in Thompson's bedroom to the right of the front door. Inside the bedroom police found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck, according to the complaint.
There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat, the complaint states.
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