For The Week Of 05/12/2003
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It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?” “Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, ‘Fuck him. Give him a dollar.’ The breakfast was my idea.”

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Taking off early from the office, but don’t want your boss to know? If you use Microsoft Outlook to send e-mail at work, chances are this trick will provide you the perfect alibi: Compose a new e-mail message to your boss—whatever’s suitable (“Hey Bob, can we talk about X, Y, Z tomorrow?”). Before you hit “Send,” go to the overhead menu and choose “File,” then “Properties.” In the window that opens, choose “Send Options,” and in the next window, click “Microsoft Exchange Server.” If you can get this far, you’re golden. In the new window, choose “Send this item.” Change the radio button from “Immediately” to “In X minutes,” then type 30, 60, 120—whatever time you want the e-mail sent. Close out all the boxes and hit “Send.” Your boss will get your e-mail later, and think you’ve been working hard all night long. P.S. You might want to test this out by sending yourself a time-delayed e-mail first. contributions or suggestions to

Q: submitted by Danish

I would like to know the secret/hidden pleasure spots on the female body externally that are sometimes neglected? And ways in which they can be included so that oral sex may be intensified. I know about the "G"-spot, although not as well as my girlfriend would like, but I've also heard of there being other such points on the woman. Where are they? Help me JD, you're my only hope!!!!

I have two responses for you. First, I want to stress that every square inch of the body has the potential to be a "pleasure spot." The way to cultivate this level of enjoyment is merely to give full focused attention on any place on the body that is currently being touched. The one giving should touch with focused attention on the area they wish to arouse, moving slowly and deliberately, gently experimenting with various pressures and attitudes and tones. Take the approach that you wish to lovingly "awaken" the area. This gives the person receiving the touch the opportunity to feel, with increasing depth, into the many different facets of how the body/mind/and spirit respond to the pleasure. From there, the receiver can also focus attention on the area being stimulated and through this focus, can choose to allow that feeling to expand and grow. With this practice, both can learn to delve into the most infinitesimal subtlety of pleasure and feel it grow throughout the entire being as it expands into the intensity and rhythm of an ocean wave. The more focused the attention by both parties engaged, the greater the possibilities... However, there are also some "hidden" places that love attention on a man or woman, which are a spectacularly encouraging place to begin the explorations as described above. These "hidden" places are not so much hidden as they are "shielded" by the body's construction. These are the places like the underarms, the inside of the elbow or knee, in between the fingers and toes, behind and inside the ears, the eyelid, and of course the "G" area or spot. The "G" spot is not really a "spot" at all, but an area inside the vagina, located up and behind the pubic bone on a woman. If you were to enter the vagina with your finger, to find it, you would hook your finger around the internal pubic bone, toward the front of the body. It is a ridged area that feels like corrugated cardboard. It is erectile tissue, which engorges upon arousal. This is a very sensitive area, and one that holds not only intense potentials for pleasure for a woman, but one that also can be a holding place for emotional pain. So, if you are going to explore this area, it is important to know that it should be approached with reverence and respect. Often, before it can be pleasurable for a woman to experience stimulation there, it many initially be uncomfortable, or bring forth some strong emotions. She may or may not be able to identify what these are. If you and your partner are both wanting to open her up to her pleasure in this area it is important to start with an attitude of pattience healing service to your partner, without any goals or expectations. Be gentle and sensitive in your approach and your touch. Encourage her to communicate what kinds of touch are pleasing and helpful so that you can best help her feel safe and accepted no matter what she is feeling. Then as emotions come up, give her your full attention, let her emote, and don't try to fix it. Just let her have the space to feel her feelings while you console and hold her. She will come out of the emotion feeling clearer, more open, probably very vulnerable, and loving you for supporting her process. She may experience many different feelings in one session. Be ready to enjoy them all and the doorway to pleasure and greater intimacy will swing wide open! If this advise doenst work, You can always bang away!


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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - More than 100 men and women gathered in famously liberal San Francisco this past weekend for what organizers said was the city's second annual public "Masturbate-a-Thon." Organizers said they have taken the event "from the sheets to the streets," offering volunteers -- 18 years or older -- the opportunity to overcome their inhibitions in "a safe environment" and raise money for charity. Horace Santry, 55, said the Friday night event was his first. "I have a lot of anxiety, but doing this among a group of like-minded people does make it easier," he said. Men and women ranging in age from the early 20s to the 50s, mingled at a local performing arts center in San Francisco's South of Market district, known for artists, galleries and nightclubs, before getting down to business. To the strains of soothing new-age music, the men and women -- a number of them couples -- were shown into rooms for men, women or both. "This is an effort to counter centuries of censure, to make masturbation more fun and to make it more accessible," said Thomas W. Laqueur, a professor of history at the University of California at Berkeley and author of the recent "Solitary Sex: A Cultural History of Masturbation," in a telephone interview before the event. The event is a fund-raiser for the local Center for Sex and Culture, a non-profit organization that provides sex education. San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thons have raised more than $25,000 over the past five years, said Center co-founder Robert Lawrence. The event has inspired others in several U.S. states and countries, from Alaska to Germany, in which participants raise money in the privacy of their homes.

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