For The Week Of 05/12/2014
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. First Lady: Whats that? Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet.
First Lady: Where did you get it? Second Lady : You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

'Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.'

SITES OF THE WEEK
Global -Breakfast Radio
Exploding -PBR Sandwich
Communicate -Like Bauer
Largest Vocab -In Hip-Hop
First World -Careless Anarchists
The Diggers Refrain -Flash Game
TIPS AND TRICKS
EndlessTV Streams Videos on Your Phone Without the Ads

Android/iOS: Having to watch a 15-second commercial before you can view the 30-second video you really want to see is annoying. EndlessTV, available for Android and iOS, streams popular video clips to your device without forcing you to watch commercials. The EndlessTV mobile app will play commercial-free video clips from a variety of channels, like ESPN, Food Network, and TMZ. The catch is you can't choose your videos or search for a particular clip; it tries to find videos it thinks you'll like. If you don't like the clip it chooses for you, you can swipe it away and load the next one without having to wait for a commercial to play first. There is one place you'll see ads, however. When you pause a clip by tapping on the screen, a static ad will appear on one side of the screen. Other than that, you're free to clip surf at will. It's a new and interesting way to watch video clips, but EndlessTV's success may depend on how good it is at picking the clips you actually want to see. Hit the link to try it out.

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ASK MY GF

Q: submitted by Indian Jones

"i wanted to know if shaving balls and pubic hair can be done with men's shaving cream like gillette. i have already shaved it many times but i didn't feel any irritation or odd feeling. i just wanted to know if its all right to use it and when i surfed online it was recommended to use women's hair removal cream. thank you and by the way im a very big fan :)"

A:

"If it works for you, use it.

My husband shaves his with an electric razor, which a lot of guys wouldn't dare do."

-Heaven

AskMyGF
 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
This is our special section that will bring you a new Sublime clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or sent in by you guys.

Perfect Finish


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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
EDMOND, OK -- Edmond Police said a family of thieves is in jail for trying to pull off a drug heist. The whole thing was caught on camera and it happened inside the Edmond Police station involving the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics prescription disposal bin. "It takes a lot of guts to come into the lobby of a police department and think you're going to get away with stealing narcotics," explained Jenny Monroe with Edmond Police. The bins are meant for safely getting rid of old prescriptions, but Edmond Police said Richard Andress, his daughter, Hollie Andress, and her fiancé, Matthew Waller, stole what others had discarded. Security footage showed the suspects reaching into the bin numerous times, sometimes all the way up to their shoulders, and pulling out pills while the records clerk helped other people. What the trio did not know was there are monitors behind the clerk and a jailer was watching the whole time. At one point, Waller tried to hide behind the metal detector. You can see officers come out to handcuff the suspects and they said Hollie Andress did not think she had done anything wrong. "At some point she's reading the box and she told our officers after she was under arrest that it doesn't say anywhere in the fine print that you can't take drugs out of the box," said Monroe. OBN has 153 drug boxes in police and sheriff's lobbies across the state and spokesman Mark Woodward said they have never had this happen in the three-year history of the bins. "Everyone should know that you're not allowed to come in and take someone else's medication out of a box, especially a state agency," added Monroe.

Edmond Police said all three suspects are facing felony Larceny of a Controlled Dangerous Substance charges.
 
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