For The Week Of 05/14/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing worn out flip-flops exposing her cracked heels and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No," replies the greeter, "But I just find it hard to believe that someone had sex with you twice."

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Mario -Game Over
Tornado Damages -Pictures
Lucy In The Window -Heart Warming
Gymnastics -Cool Tricks!
Shark Food-Scary
Bible Fight-Game Of The Week!
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My wife’s little sister is always flirting with me. She will sit on my lap or rub up against me. I try to ignore it like nothing happened but she won’t get the hint to stop. What should I do?BR>
Hey Bro, In order to help you out here in this awkward situation, I called upon Manhattan-based sex and marital therapist Dr. Jane Greer, who’s also the author of Gridlock: Finding the Courage to Move on in Love, Work, and Life. In your case, says Dr. Greer, no amount of ignoring your sister-in-law’s come-ons and lap dances is going to make her stop. Hinting is just not going to be sufficient; you have to be direct—but diplomatic. Tell her that you think highly of her, but feel that her, shall we say, manner of being sisterly makes you uncomfortable. Be kind, but be firm. You don’t want to attack her, but you do want to let her know that her actions are inappropriate and that you gotta put up some boundaries. While you’re at it, says Dr. Greer, let your wife know what’s happening, but, again, not in an accusing way. Pick a casual time to bring it up. Make sure she knows you dig her sister and all (though not in that way, you old dog), but that you find her a little flirtatious. Something like, “Yeah, your sister’s cool. She’s a little flirty, too. Is she like that with everyone?” Your sis-in-law may be genuinely attracted to you, but there may be an aspect of sibling rivalry going on. Whatever it is, you wanna let your wife know what’s up in case her sister says something to you, but also so she’ll know you’re not into what’s happening.

-Tina

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
The largest study of its kind has unexpectedly concluded that smoking marijuana, even regularly and heavily, does not lead to lung cancer. The new findings "were against our expectations," said Donald Tashkin of the University of California at Los Angeles, a pulmonologist who has studied marijuana for 30 years. "We hypothesized that there would be a positive association between marijuana use and lung cancer, and that the association would be more positive with heavier use," he said. "What we found instead was no association at all, and even a suggestion of some protective effect." Federal health and drug enforcement officials have widely used Tashkin's previous work on marijuana to make the case that the drug is dangerous. Tashkin said that while he still believes marijuana is potentially harmful, its cancer-causing effects appear to be of less concern than previously thought. Earlier work established that marijuana does contain cancer-causing chemicals as potentially harmful as those in tobacco, he said. However, marijuana also contains the chemical THC, which he said may kill aging cells and keep them from becoming cancerous. Tashkin's study, funded by the National Institutes of Health's National Institute on Drug Abuse, involved 1,200 people in Los Angeles who had lung, neck or head cancer and an additional 1,040 people without cancer matched by age, sex and neighborhood. They were all asked about their lifetime use of marijuana, tobacco and alcohol. The heaviest marijuana smokers had lighted up more than 22,000 times, while moderately heavy usage was defined as smoking 11,000 to 22,000 marijuana cigarettes. Tashkin found that even the very heavy marijuana smokers showed no increased incidence of the three cancers studied. "This is the largest case-control study ever done, and everyone had to fill out a very extensive questionnaire about marijuana use," he said. "Bias can creep into any research, but we controlled for as many confounding factors as we could, and so I believe these results have real meaning." Tashkin's group at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA had hypothesized that marijuana would raise the risk of cancer on the basis of earlier small human studies, lab studies of animals, and the fact that marijuana users inhale more deeply and generally hold smoke in their lungs longer than tobacco smokers -- exposing them to the dangerous chemicals for a longer time. In addition, Tashkin said, previous studies found that marijuana tar has 50 percent higher concentrations of chemicals linked to cancer than tobacco cigarette tar. While no association between marijuana smoking and cancer was found, the study findings, presented to the American Thoracic Society International Conference this week, did find a 20-fold increase in lung cancer among people who smoked two or more packs of cigarettes a day. The study was limited to people younger than 60 because those older than that were generally not exposed to marijuana in their youth, when it is most often tried.
 
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