For The Week Of 05/08/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


When Jesus was put on the cross he looked down and he calls to peter, and peter tries to approach.

But the roman guards prevent him with violence, they blacken his eye and scuff him up pretty good

Jesus calls him again "Peter.." and peter cries "I'm coming lord!", and throws himself at the guards who beat him roughly and break his arm at which point he whimpers off.

Again Jesus calls to him, "Peter.." Peter yells to Christ "I'm coming!" , then throws himself at the guards again.

Putting up a vicious struggle, but not laying a hand of violence on the guards.

Finally they consent and let him pass.. and peter.. his broken arm.. badly badly bruised and slashed makes it before Jesus and kneels and says "I am here father what is it that you want of me?".

Jesus: "Peter, I can see your house from here."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Prisoner's Inventions -Suprisingly No Shanks!
Adult Swim -Streaming Their Best Shows
Google Trends -Very Cool
Viagara And Flowers-Experiment
Turicos -Eye Candy
Bullet Bill -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Parking Garage!
Keep your car in a garage in the city but don't use it very often? Here's a great way to save some cash on parking. If you need to get your car back but it's been parked in the lot for a few days, call up one of your friends with a car. Have him drive to the garage, get a ticket, and park. Get his ticket and give him the cash for a one-day lost ticket charge. When he leaves, he can claim he lost his ticket and just pay the one-day charge (the parking lots attendants write down the plate numbers of the cars that stay overnight, so they'll know that your friend couldn't have parked for more than one day). When you leave, use his ticket to exit—you'll pay for just one hour of parking.

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Q: submited by Roger
Do condoms work just as well underwater—say, in the pool or in the shower—as they do in the bedroom?
A:
The research I did on this matter turned up conflicting conclusions: While some information indicates that you can use condoms in water since they’re tested under aqueous conditions, other sources, including the Durex Web site, report that they are not aware of any research done on how condoms perform underwater. To clear up the confusion, I contacted James Trussell, director of the Office of Population Research at Princeton University and co-author of Contraceptive Technology. He confirmed Durex’s assertion: No medical studies have been done on the efficacy of condoms when used in water. Now, this doesn’t mean a big, fat nix on using torpedo Speedos for your water sports. After all, condoms must prove their rigor by undergoing a series of stress tests before they’re sold, so they’re pretty hardy. However, since this isn’t considered a “normal” situation for condoms, you’re going to need to take certain precautions. First, make sure to don your jimmy hat pre-immersion. This will reduce the chance of water seeping under the condom, which could make it slip off. Also, be aware of the lube situation, as water washes away both a woman’s natural love juices and the artificial lube added to the condom. If there isn’t sufficient lube, the friction could cause the condom to break. Use a silicone-based lube like Eros, ID Millennium, Wet Platinum, or Liquid Silk, as silicone isn’t easily dissolved by water. Finally, be wary of using bath oils or any other substance containing oil in the water. As you know (or as you should know, damnit), oil damages latex, which will cause condom breakage. You should be equally wary of swimming-pool chemicals, as they could also weaken the latex. (Durex reports that the salt in seawater does not, though.) Also, Trussell suggests trying the female condom. Both the anatomical design (it’s inside her body and will therefore see less of the water) and the material (polyurethane) make it a safer, stronger option. Do note, though, that this does not mean male condoms made of polyurethane are similarly safe. Published studies show that the poly bags have a higher breakage rate than latex ones. It’s the placement of the female version that makes it better. So, bottom line: You can use condoms in water, but also use caution. Keep an eye on the lube and the water to make sure you’re not exposing your rubber (and yourself) to unnecessary risk.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Dance Revolution
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
ROCKVILLE, Md. (AP) - Two teenagers were charged with setting fires in suburban Washington after they bragged about the blazes on MySpace.com, authorities said. The 17-year-old schoolmates were involved in 17 fires in Montgomery County, fire officials said Friday. The teens face 22 charges, including two counts each of first-degree arson and four counts of second-degree arson. Their names were not released because they were charged as juveniles. Stores, vehicles, a bowling alley and two school buses were set on fire between Jan. 20 and April 16. Investigators got a tip to check out the online social networking site MySpace.com, where they found photos and descriptions. "The significant thing is they posted on the Internet, and bragged about the fires, and that certainly allowed us to break the case," county Fire Chief Thomas W. Carr Jr. said. "They posted photos of these fires." The teens are being held at a juvenile detention center. "Whatever their motive is, they took the opportunity to set numerous fires," Carr said. "The neighbors were very much concerned about the terror in their neighborhood. They were freaked out."
 
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