For The Week Of 05/17/2004
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This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A typical married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while. Then he would stop, and resume reading his book. The wife gradually became aroused with this. Thinking that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement, before going any further, she got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband confused, asked, "What are you doing taking all your clothes off?" The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy, I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight." The husband said, "No, not at all." Then the wife asked, "Well what the hell were you doing then?" The husband replied, "I was wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in the book.

SITES OF THE WEEK
Can You Score -Flash Fun!
Job Predictor -Get One!
Bush Is Lord -WTF
Gay Test -Fun For Everyone
Razorba -For The Dudes With The Hairy Backs?
Adult Swim -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Electronic Stores!
whenever you go into a best buy to buy your overpriced electronics remember this.go in on a thursday around three o'clock or so,this is the day all the department supervisors have weekly meetings.there isnt a swinging dick on the sales floor who can make an intelligent decision.tell the pimply faced kid that brand x or circuit city has the same item for 20 dollars less.being as they are too goddamn stupid to know better they give you the deal.and if you see an item marked open box here is a best buy catch phrase "this stuff isnt like wine and cheese it doesnt get better with age".they'll mark it way down to get rid of it.
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by mickey
Can I really get blue balls or is it just a myth?

A:
Blue balls are not just a figment of a male's imagination or a lame excuse to try and get you in the sack. Though it doesn't happen to all men, it is a very real condition that results from a prolonged state of sexual arousal. When a guy is physically turned on, blood flows to his penis, which is what gives him an erection, and his testicles, causing them to swell. If he doesn't ejaculate, there is a buildup of pressure, and his supersensitive balls feel the brunt of it. The sensation can range from a mild ache to worse-than-getting-kicked-in-the-crotch pain. But the bottom line is, it's not dangerous, and he can deal with it, whether that means giving himself a helping hand or just waiting it out. The blood will eventually drain, and any discomfort will disappear on its own. In case you were wondering, it's called blue balls because the blood that's been in the scrotum for a while loses oxygen and can give the appearance of a bluish tinge -- although it sounds like something guys came up with to express just how sad they are that they can't come!

-Tina

 
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Several parents walked out of a holiday program by the Glassport (Pa.) Assembly of God when the actors on stage began whipping the Easter bunny and breaking its eggs, which church officials said was an attempt to move past the benign symbols of the holiday and focus on the suffering of Christ. As children in the audience cried at the beatings, actors chanted, "There is no Easter bunny." [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette-AP, 4-7-04]
 
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