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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they
pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His
depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he
hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again
ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second
dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so
embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection. The second dwarf
shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" "I couldn't even
get on the bed!.."
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Q: submitted by
hey there, I am a faitful follower! but i have a
question... how do you get pot out of your system for say.......a
drug test! i have only smoked once in the past year and that was 5
days ago. i think i will get tested next week. am i safe? am i not?
what is your theory? thanks a lot! gotta get a job!
you're in luck dude,
you should be fine. even though weed is fat soluble and stays in
your system a lot longer than drugs like cocaine and opiates 5 days
should be plenty since you are not a habitual smoker. pot has a
half-life of 25-57 hours. this means within the first 25-57 hours
half will be out of your system. in the next 25-57 hours half of the
remaining half will be out of your system. this keeps going on until
the levels are so low that they are undetectable. here is a very
general rule of thumb to go by for how long it takes for weed to get
out of your system:
single use: 3-5 days
times/wk): 8-12 days
heavy use (daily): 21-30+ days
can also speed up those numbers a bit by drinking truckloads of
water. Water is the medium for various enzymatic & chemical
reactions in the body so having plenty of it around will aid your
body in getting rid of foreign compounds. also, contrary to popular
belief, the more water your drink the less water your body retains.
people think that if they drink lots of water they will become
bloated but it is the exact opposite. even if you were within the
3-5 days you could stop by passyourdrugtest.com to
pick from a number of products that will help you pass. i have had
MANY friends that have had to use such products and they have worked
every time when the directions were FOLLOWED EXACTLY. so go get that
job and celebrate with a nice fat one! ;-)
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Christopher Laurin, 15, was suspended from school for two days
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