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Timmy and Jimmy are two young British lads who live next door to each other. On Christmas morning, Timmy runs downstairs and unwraps his gifts. There are board games! There are books! There's some new clothing! Timmy is overwhelmed with joy. He runs next door to see Jimmy. "Jimmy! Jimmy! What did you get for Christmas?" "I got a new X-Box, a new mountain bike, some Matrix sunglasses and a new digital camera," Jimmy replied. "What did you get?" Solemnly, Timmy replied, "Oh, you know. Some board games, some books, some new clothes and stuff." "You didn't get very much stuff," Jimmy said cockily. "Oh yeah?" said Timmy. "Well at least I don't have leukemia."

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Cheat...Cell Phone Bill!
Always paying your cell phone bill a week, two weeks, or eight and a half months late, each time having to fork out for those infernal overdue charges? Hereís a cunning little scam that should save your broke assÖuntil next monthís overdue bill. Call the customer service deadwoods and tell them that you didnít receive a bill for the overdue period. Explain that you had the money (well, you did before you invested it at your local watering hole) and were expecting the bill but never received it. Donít be afraid to get aggressive here. They will rebill you and knock off the current late fees. Itís worked every time Iíve needed to buy time while waiting on my next paycheck. Which has been far too frequent. I hope I get a raise soon.
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Whatís the point of a woman giving a guy a hand job? Canít he do it a lot better?

You know, thatís a good question. Honestly, I find them kind of awkward. There never seems to be the perfect place to position your arm. And Iíve dated more than a few guys who think theyíre pretty lame, because, yes, they can do it better themselves. On the other hand, I have known men who like getting hand jobs simply because they do it themselves all the time. Itís nice, they say, to have that something extra (i.e., a live human woman). I suppose in the case of those fellas, itís like tickling yourself vs. having someone else tickle you; itís always much funnier when someone else is on the giving end. Hand jobs do have their place, though. There are those times when you canít have sex and there are those women who donít like giving head (itís true). Not to mention, it can be slightly more discrete (provided no one notices your arm and shoulder hammering up and down). If your guy just loves hand jobs, experiment and try to figure out a way thatís comfortable for you both. Or, if thatís out of the question, offer him some incentives while he does it himself, e.g., give it a lick while heís going at it (careful not to get a punch in the face or squirt in the eye), let him do it on your bareĖnekkid chest and graze him with your boobs while he does it, or treat him to an eyeful and join him in handĖworking harmony, each going at your own together. Itís all about being creative.


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The Boston Herald reported in April that the Massachusetts Treatment Center, at which the state's pedophiles and rapists are housed, was using a controversial aversion therapy that some experts say includes providing convict-patients with illegal child pornography and forcing them to masturbate repeatedly, past the threshold of pain, in the belief that child images will thus eventually become uninviting. [Boston Herald, 4-9-04]

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