For The Week Of 05/25/2015
Happy with all the porn you're taking off Sublime? Time to give something back...
This week's Sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
world-famous Sublime T-shirts and hats if we use your submission on ANY of the sections below...
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

My teenage daughter just came home in a rage. ‘I’ve just finished sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’ I put down my paper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ ”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Keanu -Is Immortal
Perverted -Architecture
Hot Girls -Messy Rooms
Celebrities -As Supergirl
Ten Painful -Sex Injuries
Theropods -Flash Game
TIPS AND TRICKS
IdentityTheft Shows You How to Recover a Stolen Identity

Identity theft has the potential to ruin lives, but it can also make you feel helpless if you’re a victim. The Federal Trade Comission (FTC) just took the wraps off of IdentityTheft.gov, a new resource designed to offer that much-needed help if your identity has been stolen. The site is set up in a simple step-by-step format, so you can click each step on the process to begin the recovery process and get your identity back. You’ll start by calling the companies where you know the fraud occurred, cancel or freeze credit accounts, change passwords, place a fraud alert with the three major credit bureaus, then fill out an FTC identity theft report to let them know what’s going on. Best of all, each of the steps includes all the links, forms, and phone numbers you’ll need to actually accomplish each task.
By the time you work your way through the steps, you’ll actually have done a lot to protect yourself from further harm.

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ASK MY GF

Q: submitted by Danny

"Hi! :) What do u girls think? Do u like to see big bulges? How do u react if you see a big bulge in a guys pants? Should guys show off their bulge and be proud of it if they have a big equipment or should they try to hide it?"

A:

"I could care less for bulge size. I never look there and often times if I see a huge bulge its usually because the guys pants are WAY too tight lol, which is not a good look in my opinion. I personally don't want to see your bulge through your pants - it's not attractive at all."

-CB

AskMyGF
 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
This is our special section that will bring you a new Sublime clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or sent in by you guys.

The Unluckiest Cyclist Ever


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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
MADISON, NJ -- A Madison man whose last name is Bacon, ironically, was arrested for assaulting another person during a dispute over food, police said. Even more ironically, the dispute was over sausage. On May 12 at 3:32 a.m., Officer Lisa Esposito responded to a Main Street residence for a reported dispute in progress, Lt. Joseph Cirella said. When Esposito arrived, she found Thomas Bacon, 19, had allegedly assaulted another person inside the house over eating a piece of sausage, Cirella said.

Because of the sausage, Bacon was charged with simple assault and given a municipal court date. The alleged victim’s identity was not released. No medical attention was needed.
 
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