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A Georgia woodpecker and a Kentucky
woodpecker were arguing about which state had the toughest trees.
The Georgia woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker
could peck. The Kentucky woodpecker challenged him and promptly
pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Georgia woodpecker
was in awe. The Kentucky woodpecker then challenged the Georgia
woodpecker to peck a tree in Kentucky that was absolutely
un-peckable. The Georgia woodpecker expressed confidence that he
could do it and accepted the challenge. After flying to Kentucky,
the Georgia woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Kentucky
woodpecker was able to peck the Georgia tree and the Georgia
woodpecker was able to peck the Kentucky tree when neither one was
able to peck the tree in their own state? After much
woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your
pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
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Q: submitted by
Hey doc jd what is the best position for me and my
girlfriend to do during sex so that she can cum. I do not have any
problems lasting but she just doesn't cum.
there are a number of
reasons that your girl is not cumming but lets go over the 3 most
likely culprits that you can actually do something about (if she got
her clit pinched off in a bizarre farming accident there is not much
you can do). the first is that you just aren't "hitting" the area
right and the second is that the rhythm is just not working for her.
so the position i suggest you use to fix this is you sitting up in
bed and your girl on top of you..riding you. sit with your back
against the wall or backboard, your legs straight out and your
pelvis tilted forwards. the reason this is a good position is that
your girl can "take" your cock at the rate she wants, move herself
so that it "fits" best and can grind her clit against your pubic
bone at the rate/pressure that she likes. all you really need to do
is lay there and follow her breathing. when she starts to build up
to climax start thrusting back a bit, but don't go over board. just
be patient and be in the moment with her..don't just lay there like
a sack of chihuahua turds. the third reason she might not be cumming
is that she just is not comfortable with the situation yet...or even
herself. to help the former just stay away from the "all we are
trying to do is have a big O here" vibe. take the time to just enjoy
being together intimately and don't put any pressure on her to cum.
to fix the latter can be a bit more challenging. let her know how
beautiful she is to you. you can also try having sex with the lights
out...sometimes that helps. if that doesn't work call me and i'll
show you how to make your girl cum. ;-) good luck!
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|"Splosher" parties are
growing in popularity in San Francisco, attended by
quasi-sexual fetishists who joyously wallow on floors and
furniture, semi-nude, in gobs of mud, cream, and a wide
variety of foods such as soups, salads, syrups, ketchup, cakes
and pies. According to a March report in SF Weekly,
playfulness and lack of inhibition are more important to most
participants than overt sexuality. In one couple's intimate
scene, the man is a waiter who repeatedly spills food orders
on the woman's lap and on her head, causing her to squeal with
delight. [SF Weekly, 3-27-02]
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