For The Week Of 05/27/02
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A Georgia woodpecker and a Kentucky woodpecker were arguing about which state had the toughest trees. The Georgia woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Kentucky woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Georgia woodpecker was in awe. The Kentucky woodpecker then challenged the Georgia woodpecker to peck a tree in Kentucky that was absolutely un-peckable. The Georgia woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. After flying to Kentucky, the Georgia woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Kentucky woodpecker was able to peck the Georgia tree and the Georgia woodpecker was able to peck the Kentucky tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

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Q: submitted by jeff

Hey doc jd what is the best position for me and my girlfriend to do during sex so that she can cum. I do not have any problems lasting but she just doesn't cum.

there are a number of reasons that your girl is not cumming but lets go over the 3 most likely culprits that you can actually do something about (if she got her clit pinched off in a bizarre farming accident there is not much you can do). the first is that you just aren't "hitting" the area right and the second is that the rhythm is just not working for her. so the position i suggest you use to fix this is you sitting up in bed and your girl on top of you..riding you. sit with your back against the wall or backboard, your legs straight out and your pelvis tilted forwards. the reason this is a good position is that your girl can "take" your cock at the rate she wants, move herself so that it "fits" best and can grind her clit against your pubic bone at the rate/pressure that she likes. all you really need to do is lay there and follow her breathing. when she starts to build up to climax start thrusting back a bit, but don't go over board. just be patient and be in the moment with her..don't just lay there like a sack of chihuahua turds. the third reason she might not be cumming is that she just is not comfortable with the situation yet...or even herself. to help the former just stay away from the "all we are trying to do is have a big O here" vibe. take the time to just enjoy being together intimately and don't put any pressure on her to cum. to fix the latter can be a bit more challenging. let her know how beautiful she is to you. you can also try having sex with the lights out...sometimes that helps. if that doesn't work call me and i'll show you how to make your girl cum. ;-) good luck!


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"Splosher" parties are growing in popularity in San Francisco, attended by quasi-sexual fetishists who joyously wallow on floors and furniture, semi-nude, in gobs of mud, cream, and a wide variety of foods such as soups, salads, syrups, ketchup, cakes and pies. According to a March report in SF Weekly, playfulness and lack of inhibition are more important to most participants than overt sexuality. In one couple's intimate scene, the man is a waiter who repeatedly spills food orders on the woman's lap and on her head, causing her to squeal with delight. [SF Weekly, 3-27-02]


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