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OF THE WEEK
A young boy comes downstairs and sits next to his father watching TV on the couch.
The father notices the boy has a huge grin on his face. He asks, "Son, whats with the huge smile?"
The boy says, "Well, Dad. Last night I experienced my first blowjob!" "That's great!" says the father, "Tell me all about it!"
So the boy starts telling him,"Ok, so there I was. I was on my knees, and I had this dick in my mouth..."
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Iím looking for name brands of the thinnest latex or polyurethane condoms on the market. Iím newly single, and I have no clue.
Luckily for all of us, there have been great advances in tool-bag technology since the latex condom was born in 1843 (when Goodyear first vulcanized rubber). To help outfit you with the proper equipment, I studied several user surveys and took an unscientific poll among my frisky friends. In the latex arena, Japanese imports Crown and Kimono Micro Thin seem to get the most, er, thumbs up. Incidentally, Kimono rates high in Consumer Reportsstudies. If youíre fond of products from the good old U. S. of A., try Lifestyles Extra Pleasure and Trojan Ultra Pleasure. (Recognize a theme here? And yes, these body stockings, too, get a nod from CR.)
Some people prefer polyurethane pecker protectors. An option since about the mid-í90s, polyurethane can be primo because it is heat conductive, odorless, and can be used with oil-based lubes. These condoms are also damn near clear, for those of you who like peeking in on peter while youíre doing the do. Durex Avanti and Trojan Supra are the two most notable brands, and the latter gets props for being a bit softer and thinner. But lest we discriminate against rubbers that are dimensionally challenged, two other unique condoms that donít fall under the ultra-micro-super-thin category are worth mention. The inSpiral and the Pleasure Plus get high ratings from both men and women. Developed by a doctor who actually took the neuro-anatomy of the old manroot into consideration, these freakish-looking jimmy hats are baggy where it counts most, right under your head. The extra room causes more friction and freedom of movement, while keeping your piece protected.
Remember, though, the best condom is completely subjective. Have fun sampling several kinds until you find one you like. You can research and purchase condoms online at Condomania.com. Happy experimenting!
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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a new sublime clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or
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NEW YORK -- You've had your breasts enhanced and now you have that Jayne Mansfield look. But something's still missing. Your nipples just don't have that perk.
Enter one of the fastest growing cosmetic surgeries in the United States... nipple enlargement. New York-based nipple surgeon Bruce Nadler performs the procedure on half a dozen people a year and says most do it because they want the "teasing look " of an erect nipple all the time.
Still others - mostly men - are nipple fetishists who want their nipples to be the biggest, most desirable nipples possible. The "super-sizing" is done with injections of collagen or cartilage taken from the patient's ear. Dr. Nadler says another popular procedure is nipple reduction surgery, which is done mostly by women who are self conscious about looking nipply in cold weather.
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