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Man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong!'
Gtrot is a clever webapp that works directly with Facebook to make your vacations better by adding a social component. It'll help you connect with friends who've visited places you've been before—even if they're not members of Gtrot—and helps you share your own trips you can easily let specific people (or everyone) know about your travel plans.
When you add a trip to Gtrot, it'll find friends who live in the area that you can notify and/or contact for advice on your visit. If a friend is also using Gtrot, you'll be able to find out if they've traveled to your upcoming destination and ask for advice as well. Gtrot also lets you add the places you've been so you can keep track of your travels and be a resource to others who have travel plans to your previous destinations. It's a neat social tool if you're looking for a way to log your travels and easily share them with others on Facebook.
LOUISVILLE, KY -- A Louisville woman faces first-degree disorderly conduct and menacing charges after police said she took out a sword during an argument at a Pizza Hut.
According to an arrest report, Wynika Mason was causing trouble at the Pizza Hut on Seventh Street Road and police were called.
When police arrived, she began yelling at them, the report said.
Customers and employees were in the restaurant, and employees said they felt threatened by Mason’s behavior.
An employee told police Mason had a sword with her and began yelling and pulling it out of the scabbard, according to the police report.
The report also stated Mason’s brother said he took the sword from her and put it in the car.
Officers were given consent to search the vehicle and found the sword on the driver’s seat.
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