For The Week Of 05/31/2004
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your schlong.

SITES OF THE WEEK
Soldier's Story -From The Frontlines!
Family guy Quotes -Hilarious
Jail Rape Calculator -How Long Before Your Ass Is Bubba's
Bling Foot Wear -Are You Kidding Me!
Guess The Tv Sitcom Character -WOW?
Super Dudes -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...ReStocking Fees!
Ever try to return something to a retail store only to have them charge you a restocking fee because itís an opened item? Maybe the person you bought it for didnít want it after they opened it. Maybe it sucks. At any rate, here is a legal cheat to get you out of paying those oppressive restocking fees. Tell the store clerk that the item you bought is defective and that you want an even exchange for the same item. They will usually do this, no questions asked. They wonít even check to see whether the item is really defective. Then, wait a day or so and take the newly exchangedóbut unopenedóitem back for a full refund, sans their unjust restocking fee.
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Jess
My boyfriend and I have sex multiple times every time we are together. Basically, thatís every day. Is it possible to have too much sex??

A:
Does your pursuit of sex pose a clear and present danger to others? Have you become maniacal, seeking out sex every moment of the day and leaving crumbling relationships and loins in your wake? If not, then youíre probably safe. There is such a thing as sexual addiction. Those afflicted obsessively and compulsively seek out sex, eschewing all rational thought and action. They often destroy their relationships with others because of it and take ridiculous risks to get it. Such behavior is pretty extreme, and, for the most part, rare. You and your man, however, sound totally normal. Itís completely healthy for a couple, especially in the beginning stages of their relationship, to bump nasties once to several times a day as it is with you. So donít fear; unless you find yourself getting obsessive about it, it sounds like the only thing youíre in danger of is hump burn.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Wacky Asian Game Shows!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
DOCTORS say a Chinese man who swallowed a three-inch knife to fool police is lucky to be alive. Mao Kyan, 36, downed the weapon as police raided his flat searching for drugs. Keen to avoid an extra charge of possessing a weapon, he pushed the knife down his throat, where it stuck. Kyan believed it had somehow been digested, but after suffering throat pains eight months later, he went to hospital, Russian news website Pravda reported. Medics were staggered to find the knife and carried out an immediate operation to remove it. They described his survival as a miracle, adding that the knife "could have killed him at any second".
 
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