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OF THE WEEK
A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, whips his cock out and places it on the counter. "What are you doing, Sir?", she asks. "This is a clock shop!!" He replied, "I know it is and I would like 2 hands and a face put on this!"
Peel the sticker off slowly and gently so as not to tear the film. It is best to try this on a warm sunny day because the heat will soften the adhesive.
Use a blow dryer to heat the adhesive on the decal or sticker. Hold the blow dryer a few inches away from the decal and keep it on low heat. Keep an eye on the paint under the heat of the blow dryer to make sure it does not get damaged.
Use a product called "Goo Gone" or another brand of similar-acting solvent to remove stubborn sticker bits or adhesive that will not come off. If it doesn't come off immediately, you may want to leave the solution on for a few minutes. Follow the manufacturer's instructions.
Use a razor blade carefully to remove stubborn stickers or decals on glass. Be careful with the razor blade so as not to cut yourself and never use a razor blade on the painted surface of your auto as it will damage the paint.
Use a plastic scraper to remove decals and stickers on autos but be careful not to damage the finish.
Use a mild polishing compound such as a swirl mark eliminator. Mark Allen of "Popular Mechanics" suggests "Meguiar's ScratchX" to remove small scratches. You can also use a cleaner wax to shine the surface after removing the sticker.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
Ever since I was a teenager, I noticed that during foreplay I have excessive semen that "leaks" out (pre-come). This also happens when my wife gives oral sex, and she tells me she doesn't like the taste of it. Because of that, she rarely gives me oral sex. She tells me that this wasn't a problem with other men that she has been with. What I'd like to know is if it is indeed normal or is it something else?
Pre-ejaculatory fluid is released upon sexual arousal and functions to provide lubrication to your partner during intercourse. The amount of fluid released varies from person to person, so while your wife swears she’s never come across this before, chances are that she has and just never noticed.
Rest assured that you are normal, and that everything down there is probably functioning well. If oral sex is an important part of sexual stimulation for you, perhaps you can find ways to compromise with your wife. One method would be to cover your penis with edible flavored lube or even something delicious-tasting like chocolate syrup. This will mask the taste of the fluid, and make it a more pleasurable experience for the both of you.
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BUXTON, Maine -- Buxton police raided a building where people were trying to raise money to give free food to the needy.
It happened at the Narragansett Pythian Sisters Temple on Route 22 where people were playing the card game Texas Hold'em to benefit the Buxton Community Food Co-op.
But state police said the game was illegal.
That's because whenever a gambling tournament is held to raise money for a group and takes place at its headquarters, a permit is needed and the co-op didn't have one.
So, state police seized cards, poker chips and $500 in cash -- money the food co-op desperately needed.
A member of the co-op, Joann Groder, said she is very, very sad about what happened.
"We've had a lot of people who come here -- people who are out of work, people who have cancer. We have a lot of people," said Groder.
But state police are standing by what was done.
"In this particular case they weren't licensed, and they knew they weren't and they knew they needed one," said Lt. David Bowler of the Maine State Police.
The money from the co-op's card game is currently being held as evidence while the investigation continues.
Groder now plans to hold a pot roast dinner to raise money for the co-op.
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