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A little boy wakes up from his nap, and goes looking for his parents. He opens up their bedroom door and sees his dad with his mom bent over giving it to her hard. The dad looks up and sees the little boy, and just winks and smiles. A little later the dad decides he better go talk to his son, and opens up his bedroom door, and sees the little boy just given it hard to his grandma. The little boy sees his dad, and just winks and smiles. His dad gets all mad, and says "What the Hell is going on in here?" The little boy says "Its not soo funny when its your mom huh?"
Step1:Think about why you want to break up with your partner. Sometimes we take the people we love for granted. If there is a problem that you find hard to deal with, you have two options: break up or fix the problem. Sometimes a relationship can be made stronger if the two of you manage to work problems out together. Of course, other times we realize that we are together with the wrong person. Then the best thing to do, for both of you, may be to break up.Step2:Tell your partner why you want to break up. Be completely honest. Don't blame yourself and say "It's me, not you." Nobody really believes this and it will only result in that your partner spends a lot of time thinking about the real reasons for why you want to break up. Being 'brutally' honest is always the best way to break up.Step3:If you partner says that he/she will change or that he wants you to try to stay together, make sure you let that person know that you have already made your decision, and that you will not date that person anymore. Don't keep them hanging on, it only makes the suffering last longer. In these cases, it may even be better not to meet as friends.If you partner becomes abusive or angry, remain calm and say that you understand his/her feelings. Tell him/her that you respect her/him and that this is why you are telling them exactly how you feel.
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What is the act that is referred to as a 'pearl necklace'?
The term "pearl necklace" is used to refer to a sexual act that has to do with the stimulation of and by a woman's breasts. In this particular act, a woman cups her breasts from the outside and squeezes them together as close as she can. The man then places his penis between her chest and strokes it rhythmically. Upon ejaculation, he will have placed a "pearl necklace" around her neck, so to speak.Some consider it kinky, others might do it when it's that time of the month, but no matter what, I expect that you will help her clean up afterwards.
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NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico (Reuters) - U.S. customs officials have seized a statue of Jesus Christ made from plaster mixed with cocaine -- the latest sophisticated attempt to smuggle drugs from Mexico.
Sniffer dogs at the border crossing in Laredo, Texas, alerted officials to the smell of narcotics in the 6.6 pound (3 kilo) statue, which was in the trunk of a car being driven by a Mexican woman into the United States last week.
"The statue tested positive for cocaine," Nancy Herrera, an official at the U.S. Attorney's Office Southern District of Texas said on Friday.
U.S. border police arrested a 61-year-old Mexican man accused of offering the woman $80 to carry the statue to the bus station in downtown Laredo.
The woman escaped back to Mexico, Herrera said.
Tighter U.S. security and Mexico's deployment of thousands of soldiers along the border are pushing smugglers to try increasingly sophisticated techniques like hiding drugs in sealed beer cans, U.S. officials say.
The average price of a gram of pure cocaine in the United States is around $130, according to U.S. government data.
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