For The Week Of 06/05/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

"Dave.....
Dave.....
Dave, you sick bastard
You're a vet."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Jones Beach Air Show -Nice Pics!
Movie Previews -Google
What Came First -Egg Or Chicken
BackFlip-Tutorials
Censored Porn -WTF
B.L.A.C.K -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat..Fast Food Resturants
Go to a fast food place that lets you choose your own drink from the soda fountain. Order the largest available drink (it usually comes in a plastic cup). Save your cup and come back the next day for a refill. I have cups from nearly every fast food restaurant in town in my backseat. I also have a mold problem in my car, but it's all worth it to save 85 cents.
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Q: submited by Jackson
My cousin is whipped. He is the most whipped guy you will ever meet. He hangs out with his girlfriend after school, after work, before work, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday day and night. He has no time for any of his friends anymore. We try to tell him he’s whipped, but he denies it. Think of a plan so we can break he and his girlfriend up.
A:
Anyone who’s found himself suddenly usurped by a pal’s significant other knows how much it sucks. You feel a bit like a jock strap: One minute you’ve got an important role in the big game, the next, you’re feeling used, cast aside, and a little dirty. Un-frickin-cool. This is definitely a situation that needs to be handled, but perhaps not in the way you have in mind. You see, unless you want to stay on the outs with your cuz, it’s wise not to interfere in his relationship. There are a couple important things you have to consider: 1. He actually enjoys spending all of his time with her, and 2. He’s probably getting some badass booty. Like it or not, there are some things a guy gets from his gal that he won’t get from his buddies, and sex just about tops that list. Right now, your cousin is neck-deep in the wild world of women. You wouldn’t want to deprive him of that, right? On the other hand, there are some things that you can only get from your pals—afternoons shooting hoops, watching the game, and a little straight talk now and then. The sad part of this story is that your cousin is depriving you—and himself—of that by spending all his time with his woman. He’ll eventually realize this and snap out of it, but he has to do it himself. If you try to force him, he’s gonna resent you. So, instead of busting up the lovebirds, why not just tell your cousin that you feel dissed and leave it at that. Chances are, he probably doesn’t realize what he’s doing. It may take him a while, but he will come back around. In the meanwhile, you end up being a better friend by not interfering in his affairs.

-Tina

 
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LUTZ, Fla. - Two college students were found dead inside a large, deflated helium balloon after apparently pulling it down and crawling inside it, officials said. The deaths of Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, appear to be accidental, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Maj. Bob Schrader said. Their bodies were found Saturday partially inside a deflated helium balloon at the entrance of a condominium complex a few miles north of Tampa. The 8-foot-diameter balloon was used to advertise the complex. "It was more a fun thing they thought they were doing," said Linda Rydman, whose daughter was found dead. "You know how you blow up the balloon and suck the helium." The county medical examiner said Sunday that the cause of death won't be released for six weeks, until toxicology results come back. Inhaling helium can quickly lead to brain damage and death from lack of oxygen, according to the Compressed Gas Association, which develops safety standards in the gas industry
 
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