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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.
I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
AndroidTool Takes Screencasts & Screenhots from Your Phone
Android/OS X: If you want to take screencasts or screenshots of your Android phone and instantly have them saved to your computer, AndroidTool makes the process as simple as a single click—assuming you have a Mac to go with that Android device, that is.
AndroidTool is a simple, open-source utility that connects to your Android phone via ADB, so you’ll need to have Developer Options enabled on your device before you can use it. (Go to Settings > Developer, enable developer options, then enable USB debugging.) From there, just plug in your device to your Mac via USB and launch the AndroidTool utility on your Mac.
If everything’s connected properly, the tool will show your Android phone’s model number, acknowledge that it’s connected, and give you two large buttons to either take a screenshot or start recording your screen. Everything you capture or record is saved in an “AndroidTool” folder on your desktop, so you don’t have to go hunting around for it.
That’s all there is to it. The app is simple, lightweight, and gets the job done.
It doesn’t have the bells and whistles of a heavier tool like AirDroid, of course, but if you want something simpler that can support multiple phones or Android devices connected to the same Mac at the same time, this is a good option.
"I'm a bicurious guy and recently I've been presented the opportunity to experiment with a guy. I've not been with a guy or a girl before and I'm worried I'll regret it that my first time was with a guy or the fact that I did stuff with a guy.in general. This has led to me being really confused...
Guide me please."
"Honestly it sounds like your not ready yet. Being nervous is one thing, but worrying about regrets and having second thoughts are different.
Opportunities come and go don't feel pressured just because this one popped up."
ROSWELL, GA -- This weekend, a Hooters waitress is donating a kidney to one of the restaurant’s regular customers, Atlanta news station 11 Alive reports.
Don Thomas lost kidney function due to cancer, and Mariana Villarreal, who works at the Roswell, Ga., franchise, was inspired to donate because her grandma recently died of kidney failure.
“I wasn’t able to do anything for my grandma,” she told 11 Alive, but “if [Don] can live two more years, happy as he’s ever been, that’s fine with me.”
It is not the first time a stranger has donated a kidney to someone in need. TIME recently reported that a woman found her kidney donor on Reddit.
The successful transplant surgery took place in Augusta, Ga., and the two are now close friends.”
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