For The Week Of 06/09/2003
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Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female drunk and passed out. Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, “What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?” “Well,” said the officer. “I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole.”

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Cheat....Dry Cleaners!

The best way to get your best suit dry cleaned and ironed for a dollar is easy. Just take the suit into a charity shop on a thursday, and hand it over as "a gift for the homeless". They will clean it press it and then when you return on Monday morning as soon as the shop opens (to stop anyone else getting to it first) you go in, take it off the rack, pay your dollar, and hey, ready for work! contributions or suggestions to

Q: submitted by Ez

I need help with some creative dating ideas. I'm dating a special woman and we go out a lot, and it seems that I've run out of date ideas. Her birthday is coming up and I want to do something extra special for her. I'm not cheap, but I'd like some ideas that won't break the bank yet are romantic.

Women love creative dates and, above all, a man with a plan. Now, here are some of my inexpensive dating ideas:
Free concerts -- check your local paper
Day trips to little towns nearby
Food festivals -- check your local listings
Art exhibits -- call all your local galleries
Go to a "happy hour" and share appetizers and drinks
Take romantic walks on the beach/at the lake/in the woods
Have a picnic
Exercise together -- get passes to try yoga, boxing, and aerobics
Go to a sex shop -- invest in a toy or a game to play together
Rent a movie, make dinner and invite her over
Take a trip to the local planetarium
Shoot some pool together, or teach her how to play
Take her to fairs and carnivals in your local community
For special occasions:
Rent a limo
Call a local limousine company and go for a sunset cruise while you sip champagne and listen to romantic music.
Visit a day spa
Find out if your local hot springs has massage and dinner specials. Bring along some champagne and glasses.
Rent a boat
Head to a lake nearby and enjoy a cruise along the water in the evening.
Switch locales
Have dinner at one restaurant, dessert at another, and then switch again. To close, head to a romantic club and dance the night away.
Enjoy the theater
Although prices may run a little high, a night at the theater will definitely turn her on and give her a reason to look her best for you.
Be creative and use the element of surprise. Most women enjoy surprises that take some planning and thoughtfulness.
Do these things and you might even get the anal cherry!


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An obscure California law makes it shockingly easy for anyone to anonymously force a motorist into a formal hearing over his driving skills, according to a May story in the Southern California newspaper OC Weekly. The Department of Motor Vehicles said the so-far-underused law was designed to allow relatives of diminished-skill elderly drivers to ease them off the road, but that the legislation places no limits on who can use it. Any complaint, even a bogus one with no proof, leads to a formal hearing at DMV with license suspension a possible outcome, and DMV says it must enforce the law unless the legislature changes it.

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