|JOKE OF THE
Three baseball fans were on their way to
a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the
side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female drunk
and passed out. Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off
his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took
off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their
lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted
his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and
wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and
wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap,
replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third
time, and replaced it one last time. The Yankee fan was getting
upset and finally asked, “What are you, a pervert or something? Why
do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?” “Well,” said
the officer. “I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a
Yankees hat, I find an asshole.”
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|Tip and Trick of
the Week |
The best way to get your
best suit dry cleaned and ironed for a dollar is easy. Just take the
suit into a charity shop on a thursday, and hand it over as "a gift
for the homeless". They will clean it press it and then when you
return on Monday morning as soon as the shop opens (to stop anyone
else getting to it first) you go in, take it off the rack, pay your
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Q: submitted by
I need help with some creative dating ideas. I'm
dating a special woman and we go out a lot, and it seems that I've
run out of date ideas. Her birthday is coming up and I want to do
something extra special for her. I'm not cheap, but I'd like some
ideas that won't break the bank yet are romantic.
creative dates and, above all, a man with a plan. Now, here are some
of my inexpensive dating ideas:
Free concerts -- check your local
Day trips to little towns nearby
Food festivals --
check your local listings
Art exhibits -- call all your local
Go to a "happy hour" and share appetizers and drinks
Take romantic walks on the beach/at the lake/in the woods
Have a picnic
Exercise together -- get passes to try yoga,
boxing, and aerobics
Go to a sex shop -- invest in a toy or a
game to play together
Rent a movie, make dinner and invite her
Take a trip to the local planetarium
Shoot some pool
together, or teach her how to play
Take her to fairs and
carnivals in your local community
For special occasions:
Call a local limousine company and go for a sunset cruise
while you sip champagne and listen to romantic music.
Find out if your local hot springs has massage and dinner
specials. Bring along some champagne and glasses.
Head to a lake nearby and enjoy a cruise along the water in
Have dinner at one restaurant,
dessert at another, and then switch again. To close, head to a
romantic club and dance the night away.
Enjoy the theater
Although prices may run a little high, a night at the theater
will definitely turn her on and give her a reason to look her best
Be creative and use the element of surprise. Most women
enjoy surprises that take some planning and thoughtfulness.
these things and you might even get the anal cherry!
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|An obscure California law
makes it shockingly easy for anyone to anonymously force a
motorist into a formal hearing over his driving skills,
according to a May story in the Southern California newspaper
OC Weekly. The Department of Motor Vehicles said the
so-far-underused law was designed to allow relatives of
diminished-skill elderly drivers to ease them off the road,
but that the legislation places no limits on who can use it.
Any complaint, even a bogus one with no proof, leads to a
formal hearing at DMV with license suspension a possible
outcome, and DMV says it must enforce the law unless the
legislature changes it. |
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