For The Week Of 06/10/02
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.” The man says, “Well, give me some examples.” The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.” Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?” The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Fortune Teller Service -Get An Edge.
Women's Guide To Pee Standing Up -Save Time.
Binary -Geek Talk!
Movie Phone Numbers -Call Your Favorite Characters!
STFU Noob! -Nice Flash!
Mini-Golf -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat.... Car Rental Companies
Next time you rent a Car, reserve one a class or two below the one you really want. At busy locations, the loser chin-2s go early, so arrive later in the day, and you will often get “stuck” with a full-size or convertible at the mid-size or compact rate.
Paul B. Alexandria, VA

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ASK DOCTOR JD

Q: submitted by Jill

jd, every time my boyfriend cums he falls asleep in like 2 minutes. it really pisses me off. what can i do to keep him awake!?!?! thanks in advance, jill

A:
jill, let me assure you that he is not falling asleep because of you! the reason a guy can become extremely sleepy after sex is purely biological. you can blame it on a chemical called oxytocin. during orgasm this chemical is excreted and is responsible for your boyfriend dozing off after sex. so before you allow yourself to get anymore pissed and start thinking that he is dozing off b/c he is insensitive or something just remember it is not completely his fault. one thing you can do is encourage your boyfriend to take some deep, long breaths after orgasm. this will help get some needed oxygen in his system (most people hold their breath a little when they start to cum) and may help him to stay up a little longer. there is also one other thing you can do if you want him to last a bit longer before he falls asleep. right after cumming bring two smoking hot blondes with tan lines out of the closet and have them start eating each other right there on the bed. i bet you a million bucks he won't fall asleep. ;-)

-JD

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Spider Man! Spider Man!
 
 

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Doing All That A Spider Can!!!


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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
A Stanford University School of Medicine report in March identified a physiological disorder that causes sound-asleep people to act out rough sex, including rape. Professor Christian Guilleminault said that although the problem appears psychological on the surface, he found telltale glitches in brain waves during sleep in all of his test subjects. [San Francisco Chronicle, 3-27-02]

 
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