One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.” The man says, “Well, give me some examples.” The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.” Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?” The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…”

Q: submitted by Jill

jd, every time my boyfriend cums he falls asleep in like 2 minutes. it really pisses me off. what can i do to keep him awake!?!?! thanks in advance, jill

A:
jill, let me assure you that he is not falling asleep because of you! the reason a guy can become extremely sleepy after sex is purely biological. you can blame it on a chemical called oxytocin. during orgasm this chemical is excreted and is responsible for your boyfriend dozing off after sex. so before you allow yourself to get anymore pissed and start thinking that he is dozing off b/c he is insensitive or something just remember it is not completely his fault. one thing you can do is encourage your boyfriend to take some deep, long breaths after orgasm. this will help get some needed oxygen in his system (most people hold their breath a little when they start to cum) and may help him to stay up a little longer. there is also one other thing you can do if you want him to last a bit longer before he falls asleep. right after cumming bring two smoking hot blondes with tan lines out of the closet and have them start eating each other right there on the bed. i bet you a million bucks he won't fall asleep. ;-)

-JD