For The Week Of 06/11/2006
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A boy asks his father "Dad, what's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" His father replies "Follow me" and takes him into his bedroom to his wife asleep in bed. The father pulls up the covers and points between his wife's legs and says "That's a pussy". The boy replies "Can I touch it?" The father says "No, you will wake the cunt".

SITES OF THE WEEK
Vincent Laforet -Eye Candy
100 Hottest Women -From Lesbians!
Brotherly Love -WTF???!
Nature -Un-Natural
The Age project-Interesting.
Cat With A Bow-Game Of The Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
Parking Ticket!
Want to improve your chances of getting out of a parking ticket? Immediately after discovering the Mayorís meal ticket on your windshield, go to the closest auto store in proximity and buy a car battery, making sure to keep the receipt. Then, set a court date to fight the ticket, and bring the receipt with you, explaining to the judge that your battery died while you were parked in the spot. After he/she lets you off, bring the new battery back to the store and get your money back.
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by T
I am totally in love with my girlfriend, but still canít get the idea of having sex with other women out of my mind. I donít really want to be in a relationship with anyone else, just to experience sex with different women. What do I do?
You could (a) mess around behind your girlís back, (b) agree to an open relationship, (c) break up with her, get your experience, then try to get her back (unlikely, by the way), or (d) deal. Look, every living human on the planet and possibly in other galaxies far, far away wonder what itís like to knock space boots with other attractive beings. Trust me, even your girlfriend imagines herself as earmuffs for an alien hunk every now and again. These desires are natural. What you do about your out-of-this-world curiosity is a matter of priorities. How much do you really love your woman? Enough to marry her or enough for now? How good is the relationship for you? Are you satisfied with what you get (enough to outweigh your curiosity), or is it barely keeping you hanging on? Let me ask another way: If what you really want is to have your woman and eat others too (which sounds like the case), are you willing to let your woman sample from the array of cocktail weenies? Itís only fair. Anything less would be, in the terms of my profession, bullshit. Think about it. If your desires outweigh the sacrifices youíre willing to make, perhaps youíre more committed than youíre really ready for.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) - A 21-year-old man got the ride of a lifetime when his electric wheelchair became lodged in the grille of a semitrailer and was pushed down a highway for several miles at about 50 mph. Ben Carpenter was unharmed but was taken to a hospital as a precaution. He had been secured to his wheelchair by a seat belt. Carpenter, who has muscular dystrophy, told a television station that he thought he might not make it through the ride. "I was probably thinking that this is going to keep going and not stop anywhere, 50 or 60 miles somewhere," he told WOOD-TV of Grand Rapids. Ben Carpenter's father, Donald, told The Associated Press that his son had started to cross at an intersection Wednesday afternoon in Paw Paw, about 140 miles west of Detroit. The light changed to green while his son was in front of a semi, which started moving. The wheelchair's handles became lodged in the grille, the father said, and the wild ride started. Motorists called 911 on their cell phones, and a pair of undercover police officers who happened to be nearby saw what was happening. They pulled the truck over and told the disbelieving driver, Donald Carpenter said. The chair was undamaged except for losing most of the rubber on its wheels, he said. "It's a very bad story that ended very well," he said. "We're just thrilled that he's still around."
 
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