For The Week Of 06/13/2005
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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

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Tornado -Closest Ever
Mantropy -Save Yourself
Art In Science-Eye Candy
Triumph The Insult Dog -At The Micheal Jackson Trial
Kung FU -Game Of The Week!
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To get free internetservice find a phone company that offers internet with your long distance. Sign up for the freetrial of the internet, about a week later call the phone company and switch to their service and ask for them to put your internet service on the same bill, wait another week call your original phone company back and switch back to their long distance. This should work, I've had earthlink for about nine monthes now and haven't had a single gitch!

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My boyfriend is always calling me dirty names and asking me to call him Daddy while we're having sex. Why does he do that and what can I do to get him to stop?

Some people like to engage in verbal play as part of sex. They do it because it turns them on psychologically, and it sounds like this is something that gets your boyfriend off. It can go along with acting out roles during sex, such as dominant/submissive and Daddy/girl (or boy). This is a normal way of expressing yourself sexually, and using your imagination to turn up the volume. So, chances are he doesn't not really think you are a slut, he's just saying those things because they get him hard. Same thing with him asking you to call him Daddy. He is trying to get you to play this verbal game with him. However, it sounds like you're not really into playing, and that's where the problem is. Any kind of sex or sexual play has to be consensual for it to be fun and safe for both partners. You need to talk to him and tell him how the name calling is making you feel. Don't be accusatory and stick to "I statements": "When you call me a sleazy bitch while we're fucking, I feel degraded." He may be apologetic when he realizes that you feel bad. On the other hand, he may get defensive because he feels you are attacking him for expressing his sexual needs. In either case, encourage him to talk about what those words mean to him, and how it makes him feel when he calls you those names in bed. It's possible that when you find out what's actually going on in his head, you might find yourself getting turned on and want to participate in his fantasies. Or you may be disgusted and want to break up with him. It doesn't really matter. What's important is that you honor your own needs and feelings, and that he respects them too. Of course, this is a two-way street and the two of you need to work it out so you're both getting what you want. If he has an overriding need to call you a cock-hungry whore, and you can't hang with that, you may need to part ways if you can't reach a compromise.


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DRIVING instructor and his learner got drunk and crashed the car, a court heard yesterday. Robert King, 42, took Susan Beaton, 19, for a lesson, but the pair shared a bottle of vodka. The teenager then lost control on a bend and ploughed through a fence. King told a policeman: "How could I use the dual controls when she was flying round the corner at 60mph?" Stirling sheriff's court banned King of Callander, Stirlingshire, for a year for refusing a breath test. Beaton, of nearby Balfron,was banned a year for drink driving.

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