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For The Week Of 06/14/2004
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A couple were celebrating their golden wedding anniversary and a local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the lady. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my husband’s mule stumbled. My husband quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. My husband quietly said, ‘That’s twice.’ We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said, ‘That’s once.’”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Professor Shit -No Way Thats Real!
Steps In Overcoming Masturbation -why Would You Want Too.
Hide Your Internet Porn Stash -Great Read!
Bottom 10 Album Covers -What Were They Thinking!
Vaginal Terrorists -Video
Surf's Up -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Burger Joints!
Want a fancy meal at no cost? Just wheel your broke, discriminating ass into the nearest plush hotel (dressed for the occasion, of course), waltz into the in-house restaurant, and gorge to your black heart’s content. After you’re sufficiently stuffed (and, if you’ve ever read this Web site before, drunk), politely ask for the check. Once it arrives, maintain a calm demeanor and coolly sign off the bill to a made-up name on a room in the hotel. John Smith: Good; John Kerry: Bad. Also, make sure to write like you’ve got Parkinson’s, leaving you ample time to escape while the waiter drones are left guessing which room you’re in. Perfect for last dates! contributions or suggestions to mailto:webmaster@sublimedirectory.com?subject=stimes_Tips&Tricks
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Mark
How "sexually inept" would a man seem if he's 33-years-old and he's only had 3 partners in his life? Would you wonder if there's something wrong with him?

A:
I've slept with 46 guys and been to bed with well over 100. Besides one guy who was hugely experienced and who happened to be a SEX GOD, I haven't noticed a correlation between number of sexual partners and sexual ability. In fact, the guys who've had just a few long-term girlfriends tend to have the most sensitivity and the most sexy tricks. What's the problem here? Do you think you're no good in the sack? If so, do some reading. The best lover I ever had was a guy who'd been a geek in high school. He really wanted to be a great lover so he studied up... and it really paid off! If you have that desire, you'll do great no matter how many partners you've had

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
A BUSINESS couple are moving offices because a neighbour embarrasses their staff by pretending to have sex with a blow-up sheep and pig. Insurance brokers Patricia and Graham Wadsworth decided to go after a judge ruled that the law could not stop weirdo Stefan Halan’s daily performances at a bedroom window. Judge Stephen Gullick said at Bradford Crown Court that 45-year-old Halan’s behaviour was “wholly unacceptable”. But he decided it did not breach a court order made three years ago banning Halan from harassing Patricia. Graham, of Keighley, West Yorks, described the ruling as “strange” yesterday. Halan was unavailable for comment.
 
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