For The Week Of 06/16/2003
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A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replies, “All I wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.” “What are you thinking now?” the wife asks as she undresses. The husband quickly replies: “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

Mail Order Husbands -Order Yours.
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Fetish Map! -Where Do You Fall!
Down With Whitey -Hilarious!
Coincidence -Stalking, with the Court Orders!
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Tip and Trick of the Week

Many hotels in cities you’d actually want to visit charge a higher rate, or don’t allow you to reserve a room at all, for a single night’s stay on the weekend. Next time you need a one-night outpost for illicit sex, kidnapping victims, or crack deals of 4.5kg or more, reserve the room for both Friday and Saturday nights but then call back right before the deadline and cancel Friday’s reservation. Tell the representative that something came up—‘your dog caught SARS’ is a keeper—and that you have to cancel Friday but will be in on Saturday. Works every time. contributions or suggestions to

Q: submitted by Jack

What do u do if you’ve Been in a long term relationship & your partner doesn’t SEEM to be Interested in you sexually anymore?

That is a great question...Im gonna let my girl pal, TINA answer it for an answers from a womens prespective.
Thanks for letting me take this one, hopefuly I can be a little helpful to the sublimers out there! This is a question that is a huge problem to alot of couples out there! There are two things I can recommend in this situation. First, Talk about the situation. In many studies, doctors have said the major causes of loss of sex drive in the bedroom results from outside the bedroom. Is there an issue that is not being resolved? Maybe the other person feels bad about something? Communication will lead to answers which will lead to better sex. Second thing, Variety is the spice of life! Try switching up your daily styles, maybe some new lingere, a different location, new positons! All these things will lead to better sex, and if they dont, time to bail. Good relationships are healthy on both the physical and mental levels. Enjoy the orgasms :)


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Officials in Saudi Arabia recently began to campaign against the culture of intrafamily marriage, which is practiced by almost half the country, according to a May New York Times dispatch. "Saudi Arabia is a living genetics laboratory," said an American researcher stationed there. Several genetic disorders have festered, but in many tribes, such disorders (attributed to God's will) have not in any way diminished the ideal of first-cousin marriages. [New York Times, 5-1-03]

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